You have reached R. Kelly
Unfortunately I'm asleep
Been out partying all night
And I'm blasted off that Hennessey

I hop to hotel lobbies
Going to them after-parties
Throwing up and carrying on
'Bout to have somebody drive me home

I get through the door, fall on the floor
Get up, I'm staggering
Look upstairs
Shit is blurry because I'm real bent

And now I don't know whether
I'm coming or going
And this goes out to all of my
Honeys that's calling

Leave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you
If I'm not asleep or

Smoking on some trees or
Having a little sex or
If I'm not faded or
Making a baby

(Would you please, yeah)
Leave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you
If I'm not asleep or

(Said if)
Blowing on trees
(I'm not)
Having some sex
(Having sex, yeah)
If I'm not faded or
Making a baby

Drinking Belvedere, 7-Up, and gin
I told myself never again
Sleeping while the club is crunk
Don't make no sense to be that drunk

Arguing through the night
Pushing on people and starting fights
I was fucked up, I confess
People saying Kellz is a hot mess

Even after that I was taking shots
Shot after shot
Shot after shot then
I couldn't even open the door to my Benz

Dropped off and I get in the door now
Lying on the stairs snoring now
Why you calling me, calling me, calling me?
(Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up Kellz)

Why you calling me, calling me, calling me?
(Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up)
But I'm knocked out on sleep

So leave your name right after the beep and I'm
(Please leave your name, right after)
Sure to get back with you
(Yeah)
If I'm not asleep or
(No)

Smoking on some trees or
(Smoking on trees, yeah)
Having a little sex or
(In the middle of having sex)
If I'm not faded or
(Yeah)
Making a baby
(Won't you please)

Leave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you
(Right back)
If I'm not asleep or

(Call you back)
Blowing on trees
(Oh yes I'll call you back)
Having some sex
(I'll call you back)
If I'm not faded or
(I'll call you back)
Making a baby

When the morning comes and I'm sober
And everything is cool
I'll check my message
And I promise to get right back with you

And if you think I'm screening calls
You're mothafuckin' right
That's for the haters
I return calls to all the girls I like

So leave your name right after the beep and I'm
(Leave your name)
Sure to get back with you
If I'm not asleep or

Smoking on some trees or
Having a little sex or
If I'm not faded or
Making a baby

Just leave your name right after the beep and I'm
(Right after, right after)
Sure to get back with you
If I'm not asleep or

(I'll call you back)
Blowing on trees
(Oh yes I'll call you back)
Having some sex
(I'll call you back)
If I'm not faded or
(I'll call you back)
Making a baby

So leave your name right after the beep and I'm
Sure to get back with you
(Sure to get back with you)
If I'm not asleep or
(If I'm not asleep)

Smoking on some trees or
(Smoking on some trees)
Having a little sex or
(Having some sex)
(I'm not faded)
If I'm not faded
(I'm making a baby)
Making a baby
(Got to leave your name)

Leave your name right after the beep and I'm
{Damn, 200 missed calls}
Sure to get back with you

Writer : ROBERT KELLY
Copyright : Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group