[Secretary] Mr. Berman?
[Berman] What?
[Secretary] We have Eminem here to see you
[Berman] It's about fucking time, send him in.
[Eminem] Steve, good to see you man, um, hey, I
[Berman] Well, look who decided to show his face. I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years.
[Eminem] Look man, I apologize again
[Berman] FOR SHOOTING ME? Do you know I lost use of my right arm?
[Eminem] Again, it was a mistake, a terrible mistake. Are you wearing a bullet proof vest?
[Berman] And then you go and do what? Hideout? Stay in Detroit for almost 5 years while the music industry melts the fuck down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation?
[Eminem] Well, that's why I'm here. I was going to put out some new music and I was going to play it for you and get your opinion.
[Berman] Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess, another album about poor me. I'm so famous, it's ruined my rich little life and I'm such a tortured artist let me make music about it and my tragic love life. Am I on to something here?
[Eminem] Come on man, it's not like that.
[Berman] You know what? Just hand the fucking thing over, I'm done talking to you. Think you can just come and go as you please, big selfish superstar.
[Eminem] Steve, I had a drug problem.
[Berman] Oh, poor me, I had a drug problem. Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what? Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out
[Eminem] Whoa whoa whoa whoa Jesus Christ man, alright alright here, fine
[Berman] What's this shit? 2 CD's?
[Eminem] That's what I've been trying to tell you man. It's 2 albums
[Berman] Just get out!
[Eminem] Alright
[Berman] Get the fuck out!
[Eminem] Alright man, see you later

Writer : MATHERS/ROSENBERG/GEISTLINGER
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