I'm nuclear infected
I really don't mind
I just go out when the sun goes down
And have a real good time

I can clear out any ballgame
In a minute and a half
Just show up - glow up
And have a real good laugh

When I'm happy I glow yellow
When I'm sad I glow blue
And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you

I'm nuclear infected
Really ain't that bad
In fact it's about the best time
I guess I ever had

I'm nuclear infected
Looking for a mate
So slip on something lead, babe
And go out on a date

When I'm happy I glow yellow
When I'm sad I glow blue, yeah
And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you

Nuclear infected --- don't make me angry
Nuclear infected --- don't make shake
Nuclear infected --- don't get me to sneeze
Nuclear infected --- that's a big mistake

I want to live on Three Mile Island
Where things are clean and neat
'ause we don't have no health freaks
Clutterin up our streets
I'm nuclear infected, I need something to eat
A China Syndrome Salad with plutonium and cheese

When I'm happy I glow yellow
When I'm sad I glow blue
And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you

Writer : JOHNSTONE/MANDEL/COOPER
Copyright : Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC