They say the world's a ball and it turns around.
When it goes halfway, I'm upside down!
So why do my feet stay stuck on the ground? It's not logical!
My Mom said "Hon, does my hair look bad?" I said "Yes!"
She got mad. I tell truth, she tells Dad.

Is that logical?
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.
Is there Elmer's glue on the sole of my shoe?
I'm full, but they say, "one more bite."
I'm wide awake, but they saw, "Sleep tight!"
To say goodnight when it's still light? That's not logical.
"Be a good sport," I hear Dad say, "it's not win or lose,
It's how you play." His team gets beat, he faints away.
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.

It's logical.
Wake up Dad, it's not that bad! It lacks credibility,
for a crying out loud!
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.
A grown-up said it, it's gotta be true.
But does it make any sense to you?
Mix yellow with blue, it comes out green.
The strangest thing I've ever seen.
Red and yellow make tangerine? It that logical?
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.
It makes no sense! Rubbish! Baloney! Balderdash!
It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical.

Writer : CONLEY, DAN
Copyright : Lyrics © UNIVERSAL MUSIC MGB SONGS