Sitting on the sofa, just watchin' TV
Flipping through the channels and what do I see
A swimsuit model in the Cozumel sand
And some lucky guy with a towel in his hand
Holding it up as she changes her suit
Getting all the best shots at the photo shoot

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How do you get that job, that's what I want to know
Wherever he went to school that's where I want to go
Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out, yessireebob
How hard could it be, that's the life for me
How do you get that job

There's doctors and lawyers with PhD's
Who spend half their lives trying to get their degrees
There's pro ball players we can all name
Who spend every waking hour trying to master the game
Then there's the guy with no talent by the girl with no clothes
On the beach, by the ocean in Cozumel

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"So Jack you gotta tell me"
"What are you talkin' about?"
"When they're changing"
"Oh the usual Blaine, quantic physics, foreign policy"
"Yea that's great, you ever sneek a look over the towel?"
"You want the truth Blaine? You can't handle the truth"

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Writer : LOVELACE, KELLEY/LARSEN, BLAINE/FEEK, RORY LEE
Copyright : Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing