{Kool Keith on the phone}

Hello did Cathy come in today or what?

I'm startin to not to like what's she's doin at me

She's not on time you know her hair ain't combed

She's not dressed properly

She's always wearin jeans and this is a company

where you wear dresses and you look neat and come in

with your briefcase

And we're taking cutbacks.. somebody gotta get dropped



[Kool Keith]

Capital investments by sequence automatic mechanical problem secure

Space investor, Wall Street Journal analysist

The rates of companies by speed Paine-Webber

Merryl Lynch, no other than Solomon Brothers

Banking system with my computer wisdom

Immaculate suit, pinstriped, with my shirt and tie

Girls know I'm fly -- on the A-X-1 new floppy disk

"Hello? There's somebody out there to see you"

No, tell her to call me back

I'm busy with the President of the United States

Discussing more rates on a higher level

Don't give me feedback, I don't need that

Two trips to Costa Rica, I'll be a week back

Before you sign a new act, find out if they wack

Your budget will be low, and you'll be fired, highly retired

I'm the new boss of this company girl

(I want you to fax yourself to China OK? Do this now)



Chorus: cool Keith *singing* (repeat 2X)



The girls don't like the job

Secretaries don't like my ways

I hire and fire, give you checks on the spot

I hire and fire, give you checks when it's hot



[Kool Keith]

Down at 55 Water Street

Top official always seein Chemical Bank, Wells Fargo

Bank of America with my fine secretary Erykah

Me and Al Sharpton was talkin about real estate in Compton

With a loan from General Mills

I would start a new NBA team Baldwin Hills

The Baldwin Hills Spacemen

Lime green uniforms with a orange basketball logo

? the group solo, that's right, dolo

with the commissioner of the basketball

Passin y'all in my ASR Rolls Royce

y'all can't stop my voice and opinion, here's a card and my phone extension

Not to mention I ripped up four tickets to the Grammy awards

I had pasta with my new team and my roster

Agents beware, I'm talkin to Shaq behind the Lakers back

Michael Jordan I'm important, keep tapes recordin

Buyin baseball stadiums, talkin to Joe Morgan

Cincinnati Reds, I'm over your heads

Call my limo Nancy, make it fancy, I'm in a rush

No time for coffee, ice cream from Mr. Softie



[baseball stadium organ playing]

Tom Hanks calls the base of Keith in the UK

We sold a lot of Mercedes Benz's

and BMW's to the small starving communities

Even as an import, it's just a regular cab in foreign countries

Materialistic for just the ignorant ones only the United States

I'm goin to lunch, I'll be right back



{The girls don't like the job!}

Cutback on time

Employees research files, tryin to find my styles

Sippin on a glass of Sprite

Toni Braxton want to sing Pride with me tonight

I gotta work late, the office, the kids, the dog

Puppies, groceries, hopin these things get done by the end of the week

I been through the week, did you book my airline flight assistant Terry?

You'll get no record deal actin like Neneh Cherry, back to work don't flirt

Give me them passes to the James Brown concert

Front row seats at least, PLEASE don't bother me I need peace

Terry you been late a lot

I hate a lot of those same black pants you wearin dancin

Take two days off, I'm goin to the playoffs



Chorus 1.5X

Writer : KEITH THORNTON (A/K/A KOOL KEITH)
Copyright : Lyrics © The Bicycle Music Company, KOHAW MUSIC OBO NOTTING DALE SONGS INC