Heh!
I'm all feed up, watchin' TV
Some place to feast my eyes, oh
I always drift on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh
Hey, tell me who you're gonna call, when you need that affection
You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
There just ain't no love line in her direction, oh
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, ah yeah
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man, after that, it cost ya four
And she'll be up for negotiations, if you call back for more
Now who you're gonna call when you need that special (special) little something
You can say what you like, it's all confidential, oh
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, whoa

Hey!
All you bad bad boys - with your mind blown
All you bad bad boys - got one man horny, spanked
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, ah, hey
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, uh
All you bad bad boys - yeah, it's a spank line, ha ha ha ha
All you bad bad boys - just call her up, call her up
One man horny, spanked
All you bad bad boys - one man horny, spanked, bad bad bad boys
All you bad bad boys - just call her up, it's a spank line

Writer : HAGAR, SAMMY / VAN HALEN, EDWARD / VAN HALEN, ALEX / ANTHONY, MICHAEL
Copyright : Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.