The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
Saw ben dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hesh-dont like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat-I'm a
Jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause I stunk-smoke a bong killed a
Cat-had my nuts attacked by rats dad got dude-I wore a thong-for a hobby
I make bombs

Crossed the street naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed
Now in prison for one month no one to see
All I got is this guy benjamin dover

Don't like hesh-dont like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat-I'm a
Jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause I stunk-smoke a bong killed a
Cat-had my nuts attacked by rats dad got dude-I wore a thong-for a hobby
I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve guage next to my

Writer : RAYNOR, SCOTT/HOPPUS, MARK/DE LONGE, TOM
Copyright : Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing