I think I've fallen in love with a girl and it's serious.
Oh, that's great news Bret, tell me 'bout that girl that's so serious.
Oh, well I don't really know her.
Oh, that don't sound so serious.
We're serious, I'm delirious.
Sounds serious.
Yeah.
That's cool. I met a new girl too.
Have you?
Yeah.
One of those girls you met on the net?
No, we really met.
Well, that's great news.
What's she like, what does she do?
All I know, dog is that she's careless with her dog.
I'm not sure what she does, but she makes me want her.
She makes me wanna get on top of her.
Oh, that sounds great, man. That sounds great hey, wait!
What?
Maybe I'm crazy but when did you meet this lady?
Just then.
When?
Then.
Right then?
Right then.
Where?
Here.
Over there?
Over there.
Over there, there?
Over there, there, there!
Just now?
Just now.
How'd you meet your lady?
I was going for a jog and she'd lost a dog.
I was running in the area and she'd lost a terrier.
Was this about 20 seconds ago?
No, about 23 seconds ago.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, no,
Oh no, no, no, oh no, no no
What?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
No, cause you're thinking I'm thinking what you're thinking!
Are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile?
Yeah!
Like strawberry wild?
Yeah! Yeah!
Blueberry track suit pants!
White chocolate skin!
And socks!
That sounds like her!
Hang on a minute.
Stop the track.
Eugene, stop the track!
Do you mean the girl who came up to us when
We were running in the park just now and she was looking for her epileptic dog?
Yeah, that's the girl!

Was her name Brahbrah?
No, I think it was Barbara.
Her name was Brahbrah.
It's was Barbara. There's no such name as Brahbrah.
It's Brahbrah.
It's Barbara.
It was Brahbrah.
Barbara.
Brahbrah.
Barbara.
Brahbrah.
Brahbrah.
Barbara.
Bret, she was looking at me.
No, she was looking at me.
Bret, she was looking at me, she had her eye on my knee.
Dog, I'm sorry she had her eye on my guns.
Oh you loco, she was checking out my buns.
No bro, she had an eye on me.
She had an eye on me.
How could she have a eye on both of us?
Wait a minute, you talking about a girl with a lazy eye?
I think she might had a slightly lazy eye!

We're both in love with a sexy lady with a eye that's lazy the girl goes fly
With the funky eye, she's smokin' with the another's broken I think is hot.

The way she looks left alot
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Writer : MCKENZIE, BRET / CLEMENT, JEMAINE ATEA MAHANA
Copyright : Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.