yeah i'm a sexist mother fucker on the microphone
with my 'ah yo bitch suck my dick ho' drone
i like the pop porn with that gat drawn
i'm a dick machine and i'm switched on

i'm a creature part man but mostly dick
a genus penis my mouth's a prick
a semen geyser a woman despiser
a gender spender emotional miser

i glorify the backstage heady
i grab my nuts 'cause they're teddy teddy


one and the two and the three and the four
take your macho shit and please be leaving by the door
we kick up the land with respect to all
no matter what your colour no matter what your sex (x2)
respect

yeah i'm the flyest dapper the bubble gum wrapper
i like to jerk around like a young whipper snapper
fresh like manure i'm pure sewer shite
yeah that's right

got a fat gat that i pack in my jock strap jack
iron priapism killer jism in its nut sack
boo yah i think i just came
yeah was it good for you too?
you've got a hole where i blew

one and the two and the three and the four
take your macho shit and please be leaving by the door
we kick up the land with respect to all
no matter what your colour no matter what your sex (x3)
respect
no matter what your colour no matter what your sex (x3)
respect

Writer : YEOMANS, QUAN/ELY, BEN/LEE, MARTIN
Copyright : Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing