Honey, I'm home get your sweet thing over here

I'm ready for a backrub but first bring me a beer

Well, you wish I'd let you get a job, well, you just keep right on a-wishin'

You know a woman's place is in the bedroom or the kitchen.



If god met you she wouldn't like you, oh come on

Five minutes of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath

When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, uh ha

She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, um um um, huh uh

If god met you she wouldn't like you. it wasn't like that at all now.



You just won't believe all that's happened to me at work, like what George

That former job they promised me, well, they gave it to a skirt, haha

She's a college educated oh but that don't make a thing, like it now

'Cause there's no woman smart enough to boss around a man. huh



If god met you she wouldn't like you, I don't believe that at all

Five minutes of your bull (you can't make me) and she'd unleash her wrath

When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, oh she's ain't like that

She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, look out, um um um

If god met you she wouldn't like you. it wasn't like that at all now.



If god met you she wouldn't like you, I can make any woman like me now

Five minute s of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath

When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, oh my goodness

She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, look out, um, um um

If god met you she wouldn't like you. I don't believe that



If god met you she wouldn't like you. huh uh



Well Tammy I'm gonna tell him not to like you either

Writer : MAE DANIELS, FRIEDA WELLS
Copyright : Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group