If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head juggle three alley cats
Take out the king kong
Still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the mosta

Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit Captain Kirk without the slightest of hussle

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Back from the grave to walk with the undead

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
[Repeat]

I could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid
Spit lethal poison leave your body rigid
Talk to satan talk to god
Standing in the flesh with my hand on my big...

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
[Repeat x 2]

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
Stand my head juggle three alley cats
Take out the king kong
Still feel strong

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
I get a charge but still feel the mosta

Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
Head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
Outwit Captain Kirk without the slightest of hussle

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
Say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
Back from the grave to walk with the undead

I couldn't do it
Could you do it?
[Repeat]

Writer : YEOMANS, QUAN/ELY, BEN/LEE, MARTIN
Copyright : Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing