Roll Sloppy Love Jingle Sequence One
Action!
Bartender!
Yeah, I heard you wiseass, give me a minute
I'm trying to get this round over here
What do you think; I'm just working for you over here?
Actually, will you send a drink to the lady at the end of the bar?
Yeah, that one right there
It's on me. Tell her it's from Travy

From the second she shimmied in
I was intrigued by her essence
And my first instinct was to make sure my presence was felt
Simple and plain
I'm probably jumping the train
But all I can see is my name engraved on her belt
Hit the pause button
Damn, I don't even know this girl
And I'm already practicing my sweet nothings
But that a classic trait of a soft-spoken, heart broken, fellow like myself best believe
I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve
But that night, the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up
But wait a minute, hold up
I think she caught me grillin', now I'm spillin' my drink
I knew our feelings were in sync soon as she gave me the wink
The only problem is I'm not your ordinary average Romeo
A Cyrano Debergerac
In fact, I remember back in fifth grade trying to read the book of love
But sadly the introduction didn't grab me
So I left it on the shelf and kept moving
Assuming that this planet rotates, I just procrastinate
Until the day I bump into my soul mate
Who would have thunk, I'd be pissy ass drunk
When time came for a collision
So I made the decision to just keep my composure
Until she started getting closer
And then I felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulder
Then I slipped, tripped, busted my lip, and fell in love
The minute that she stepped through the door
The type of girl I have to make a couple mix tapes for
To me she equaled MC squared
And everything else was mathematics
I never took the time to practice

Writer : MC COY, TRAVIS/MC GINLEY, MATTHEW/LUMUMBA-KASONGO, DISASHI
Copyright : Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing