I'm the chick who drops sick flows fill bowls
with ill flows ill ho hell knows pantyhose holes full of No Doz
Make your earholes shit pop six Pep Bysmol
sick abysmal bitch suckin dildos instead of dicks for kicks
No time for fake bitches, just sip some orange juice with my real bitches
And I just got three wishes I ain't askin for world peace
I want Range Rovers in three different colors
Genie gimme the damn keys!
Dead wrong like a Dead sticker on a bong bombs
runnin arms and rayguns with Ron Reagan to Vietnam and Iran
I'm blonde and dumb, I just taped over your demo with my song
Gagged sisqo with his thong
I ain't kiddin I'm filled with lil pills of Ritalin
riddle middle men to rob Bailey and Biddle again tell a friend
I use men like Mennen in my armpit I'm bad I can't stop it
Evil twin count as two in your caucus
Tell Murdoch lemme in his office
I'm a steal the carpet then Fox and then Rawkus
Voted for Dukakis, and I like Secaucus
'cause they got the word cock in it

Welcome to my world, such a nice nice girl, welcome to my world
Of course I'm getting lost ran into Kate Moss
Fed her a nine course full of chopped horse and forced her to toss

10 times divorced I speak in Morse
dot dot dash dot dash (HuH?) I just told you had an ugly ass!
Type rash unabashed crass with a brain rash
strapped for cash take me to your trailer I'll steal your trash
Ask me a question, I love to lie
hey look girl is that Jimi Hendrix?
'Scuse me while I kiss your guy
Everyone tells me I'm the female Eminem
well all I'm gonna talk about is getting fucked up the ass then
Don't be mad Em I'm just playin
I wish I had a Dr. Dre and sold out shows one million white faces in Dayton
Ritzes stead of Days Inn bitches for maids then
2 scoops of raisins amazin lays by names like Casey Kasem
Lazin by the pool with record industry fools
Crystal in my drool, man that'd be cool
I'm like Whoa

Let me answer the question of the day
I was born in Spanish Harlem then moved to PA
On 172 and St. Nich. Food stamps and WIC
'til my folks worked themselves rich (this track's making me sick)
If you want to compare me like white Lil' Kim female cool Keith
I'm speak and keep it simple
here's your brain on Princess Superstar pretty mental:
Ok-- I'm the Black Shirley Temple
Iced out like Entenmanns iced pens and diamond engines and denims
Got 10 Yemins countin Benjamins with Lettermans
Killin Pac mens like Inky and Binky
When ya stick your finger in me
it'll be sticky come out with a diamond ring on your pinky
Work six different angles, nicer tits than all the Bangles
Got Kangols singin Star Spangles - Oh Say Can You See
I'm better lookin than the flag you can sing that shit to me
(I'm gonna get in big trouble Louise!)
I'm taking a stance spend my big advance on a 500 man lap dance
Put ants in Bagger Vance's baggy pants sir come dance it's just my circumstance
I want to watch him do the Safety Dance, I'd do it myself but I can't
Or I'll just give my dough to my new label for nice dinners and liquor
I'm playin but, um next year that advance needs to be bigger

Writer : CONCETTA KIRSCHNER
Copyright : Lyrics © The Bicycle Music Company