Come sit with a total stranger.

Now's the time to vent your anger.

And oh, are you a boy or a girl?

Do you get off casting hexes,

Assuming forms of either sexes,

And oh...are you a boy or a girl?

Well, I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.

Have I been misused, hanging on by the skin of my teeth

While you're raping my mind?

Do you feel misunderstood?

You feel straight, but you knock on wood.

Are you a boy or a girl?

You came to grips with what you know

And boosted ratings for the daytime shows.

Now you're on top of the world.

I'm a fan so don't dismiss me.

America is armed and listening.

And oh... Are you a boy or a girl?

Well, I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.

Have I been misused, hanging on by the skin of my teeth

While you're raping my mind?

Do you feel misunderstood?

You feel straight, but you knock on wood.

Are you a boy or a girl?

Well, I've been confused by the startled look in your eyes.

Have I been misused, falling head over heels for a star

While you feed me a line?

'Cause I feel misunderstood.

I feel straight, but I'm not so sure.

Are you a boy or a girl?

Are you a boy or a girl?

Are you a boy or a girl?

Writer : MANNING, ROGER/DOVER, ERIC
Copyright : Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing