Who is the man in the white vest
I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess
Is he the doctor's man to take me away
Or the same damn demon from yesterday
Waking up is virtually impossible
?Something in this story won't let go
You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick
I guess I'm gonna need a vodka quick

Momma's lace and whisky on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught in my dream
Monsters on my right, ?n cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Hey man, I think I like being scared
And I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning

Black widow is his favorite bite
Why does the creature cling so tight
Makes her crawl on my face and neck
God the man drives me a nervous wreck

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
And I wish you all were there
Man I really, really think, really think
That I think I like being scared

Momma's lace and whisky on the top shelf
Somehow they got caught in my dream
Monsters on my right, ?n cobwebs on my left
Scary man standin' right in front of me

Why am I starting to like this?
You know he hasn't hurt me yet
But it's different now, just a whim
Maybe I'm becoming his pet

Hey man, I think I like being scared
And I wish you all were there
Tomorrow, if I get my strength
I'll put my daddy's gun to use
I hate it, I hate it, feels like I'm drowning
The man's tied me up and I think he's frowning

Writer : MC MASTER, WILLIAM JASON/GEARY, MARK BARTLEY
Copyright : Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing