[Verse 1]
It was Friday night,
And I was feelin' AIGHT, (Yep)
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin' Henny wit the Sprite,
While I'm drinkin' and drivin',
No police lights,
No police sirens,
I'm headed to the club, lookin' for a freak,
To spread a lil' love, to spread a couple cheeks,
Pull up to the spot, 26's like BEAMMM,
Eyes on me like "BITCH, DO YOU SEE EM'"?
Stroll to the front door headed to the VIP,
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips,
Strokib' out the room and what do I SEE?,
A nice round butt and a pair of DOUBLE D's,
So, I crept up like SHAWTY WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?,
You killin' that dress and I love it with a passion,
Then she turned around and her face was AIGHT,
She had a gap tooth and a mean overbite,
But I was like HMMMMM!!!!...

[Refrain]
[T-Pain]
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' fuckin' YOUUUUUU,
Is that what you wanna DOOOO shawty?,
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' fuckin' YOUUUUUU,
You TOOOOOO!!!

[Verse 2]
Woke up the next mornin' and all I can remember,
Was takin' shots and tippin' the bartender,
Surrender to the woman, end up bringing me home,
Cause' she started lookin' better, every shot of Patron, (YEP!!)
I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause' tonight, DAMN RIGHT! I MIGHT DO IT AGAIN!!
So I called up the homies, (Whaddup??) let's ride,
We can hit the sports bar, over on the Southside,
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of limes,
Went up to the bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I, slowly walked up and said HI!
My name is Ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy,
One said I know who you are,
I'm your number one fan,
And right now, it's too bad, I got a man,
And I said I understand,
But where the hell is he at??
Cause' in a minute, if he dont show up, then MAAAAAAAN...

[Refrain]
[T-Pain]
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' fuckin' YOUUUUUU,
Is that what you wanna DOOOO shawty?,
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' fuckin' YOUUUUUU,
You TOOOOOO

[Luda]
Aye Pain holla at em right quick man!

[T-Pain]
You gon get in trouble with your man giiirl,
(don't get in trouble girl)
Talkin bout how you're my biggest fan giiirl,
(i know what i'm doin')
Now I don't wanna do,
(pleasee)
What if you gon make me do?
(don't make me do it, don't make me dooo it!!)
If I had one more drink

[Verse 3]
One more drink I'mma get cha,
Home, then I'll split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a bunch drunk pictures,
Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of buddha,
Equals you, mixed with a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up da FLOOW,
Hikin' up these skirts,
Climbin' up your shirt,
It's Mr. Latenight Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what BABYGIIIIIIRL....

[Refrain]
[T-Pain]
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' fuckin' YOUUUUUU,
(just one book)
Is that what you wanna DOOOO shawty?,
(that's all it gon take)
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon'fuckin' YOUUUUUU,
(WHO ELSE T-PAIN?)
You TOOOOOO

[Luda talks]
You hear what i'm sayin'??
People to picky these days...DAMN IT!!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda Service Announcement

Deuces...
HAHAHA....

Writer : BARNES, SAMUEL / OLIVIER, JEAN / BRIDGES, CHRISTOPHER B. / MOSLEY, ALEXANDER / BOWEN, THEO
Copyright : Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, EMI Music Publishing