See the error of your ways, many years from now
Look back on your life, and you'll wonder how
A sweetness so sweet, a moment on your plate
A sacharrin indescretion has sealed your fate

When the judgement comes, and that day is not far
You're going to pay because you've eaten bone char
But that won't happen to me, because I'm sugar free
I'm the best vegan that I can be

You try to do what's right, at least you say you do
But you choose the white, not the pink or blue
You'd better watch your back, you'd better start to pray
Vegan revolution is just a T-shirt away

You say you're cruelty free, well you're not to me
A Zagnut and a Pepsi are the things I see
And your habit's why innocent creatures die
Their lives destroyed because of what you buy
Now the time has come for you to see the truth
Face it sucker you've got a sweet tooth!
Living in depravity, you've got a cavity
Tooth decay is not for me, I'm sugar free!
NO CANDY!