Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut buds
Trying to get butt from Ms. Muffet
Me and Teddy Rockspins stirring up a ruckus
Egging all the houses, Smashing all the pumpkins
Suck a dick butt-kiss
Chumps can't funk with the punk kids
Ash roth be the king of the blumpkins
Any Tim Duncan
Spur off the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit
Jump ship quick
Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick
Spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip
Twist to a front flip
Son that was some trick
Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blond Bob Sagget
Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain
Chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words
Heard that before
Poor metaphor
Pedicure
Get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it
Yea got your Wii-Fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take a palsky
I'm a take lark on my go-kart

Mario Kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it
Meant to say a racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout thirty-five with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over shit
Tuna sandwich, Butterscotch, Crumpets, Cheetos be my choice of chip
I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my sips and then split

Roll that J up
Is it rolled?
Yea
Roll it up

Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on
Yea I'm a dork but I'm still holding court, ball up, Balla
Y'all take to long get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Whom i trying to impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts, luscious
Just sent me a text
O-M-G your the B-E-ST
If you tryin' to have sex
I'm the best at it

Writer : ASHER PAUL ROTH, OREN YOEL KLEINMAN, DAVID ANTHONY APPLETON
Copyright : Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group