Everybody hates me!
Why do you suppose that is?
Because I'm the son of the devil!
Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Dude this is pretty fucked up right here!
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ah)
Oh my god they killed Kenny.
Dude, Kenny is dead.
Hello there children.
Let me sing you a little song
I'm gonna make love to you woman

Well you ain't Veiona Apple,
And if you ain't Veiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.

What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
My god that's disgusting!
Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Dumb asses!
Ow!
God damn it!
Dude!
Huh sick
Ah
You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
What the hell would you know you fat sweaty mongoloid?
Don't call me fat buttfucker!
You're such a fat fuck Cartman,
That when you walk down the street people say,
God damnit that kid's a big fat fuck!

Hey!
I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?

He is a very disturbed little boy.
Ms. You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
Ms. You can have a ensy wensy bit can't you?
Well?
Ms. Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?
Okay!
Ms. I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts
God Damnit!
Ms. Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ah)
Oh my god they killed Kenny.
Dude, Kenny is dead.
Dumb ass, what a retard!
Fatso!
Hey.
Dude.
Don't be such a little wuss!
Fruitcake!
Bitch.
Wendy T: No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Well I was standing out in a field
And I had this huge satellite dish
Sticking out of my butt,
And than there were hundreds of cows and aliens, and
Then I went up on the ship,
And Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!

What the hell are you talking about!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Barf is gross!
Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Lunchy munchys umm!
At least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack & Whore magazine!
Don't call me fat buttfucker
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Yeah I want da cheezy poof!
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Hiddy Ho!
Oh my god they killed Kenny.
Holy Shit it's Jesus!

Pigfucker!
Dude don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus
Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace!
Wearing very very black shorts,
The king of all that is evil,
Barbera Striesand, Barbera Striesand!
I'm Barbera Striesand!
Barbera Striesand?
Barbera Striesand
Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Leonard Maltin
Sydney Potier
Sydney Potier!
Oh yeah.
Piss ass little hick!
You ugly scank!
Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey!
Why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman,
And making me dance for
You, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom
And have sex with some
Guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!

This is pretty fucked up right here!
Let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that way!
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Total weirdo freak!
Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Oh my god!
Oh my god
Oh my god they killed Kenny.
Dude Kenny is dead!

Oh!
Oh oh!
Ow
Well, Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch,
She the biggest bitch in the whole
Wide world. She's a
Stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday, she's a bitch.
On Tuesdays, she's a bitch and Wednesday through Saturday,
She's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamayamaya beeyoch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide
World. She's a
Mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a B-B-B-B-B-bitch.
B-B-B-B-B-B-cause she's
A stupid
Bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's just a dirty bitch.
Kyle's mom is a bitcha.

Writer : WAYNE SIMMS, DAVID GOOGE
Copyright : Lyrics © CHRYSALIS MUSIC GROUP INC