See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing

Sing!
Note.
Throat.
Thing.

What I couldn't do was
I have trouble with a
It goes all around my
It's a terrifying
See, I really couldn't hear
Which not was lower or was
If someone says, "Let's start a

Higher
Choir.

Hey, when I begin to
It's a cross between a
And a quiver or a
It's a little like a
Or the record player
What its doesn't have is

Shriek.
Squeak.
Moan.
Croak.
Broke.
Tone.

Oh I know you're thinking
What a crazy
But I really couldn't
I could never really
What I couldn't do was

Dingaling.
Sing.
Sing.
Sing!

Three blind mice.

Three blind mice.
It isn't intentional

She's doing her best,

Jingle bells, jingle bells


Jingle bells, jingle bells
It really blows my mind

She gets depressed

But what I lack in pitch I sure

Make up in
Power.
And all my friends say I am

Perfect for the
Shower.

Still,
I'm terrific at a
Guys are comin' in their
I'm a birdie on the
But when I begin to
They say, "who's the little
Goin' 'pong' instead of

Dance.
Pants.
Wing.
Chirp.
Twerp
Ping.

And when Christmas comes ans
All my friends go

Caroling

It is so dishearten
It is so disquiet
It is so discourag
Darling, please stop answer

-Ning.
-Ting.
-Ging.
-Ring!

Sing.
Sing.


See, I really couldn't
I could never really
What I couldn't do was

Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do
Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do
La

La

La

La

Sing, sing
Sing a sing a sing sing
Sing, sing

Sing, Sing

Never sing a note.
Please never,
Never sing a note,
Don't ever

Sing.

Sing!

Writer : HAMLISCH/KLEBAN
Copyright : Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC