It's the middle of the day
And we both have thrown a fit
The T.V is on
But neither one of us is watching it

Now your problem is
Everytime my pager go off
I don't pay it no mind
And my problem is

Everytime the phone rings
You go get it and you run and hide
Now if it's two people in between us that don't exist
And we're both gonna go on lying

Ain't nothin' good about that anything baby
We're both guilty of the John Doe crime

Who was that guy who paged you?
(I don't know)
Who was that guy that waved at you?
(I don't know)

Who was that guy that called you?
(I don't know)
Who was that guy I saw you with?
(I don't know)

How did you get some extra money?
(Uh, don't know)
When I needed some you told me
(I don't know)

Is this love affair over?
(Uh, don't know)
Tell me a name
(John Doe)

Yeah I know this thing started out all good
Remember when you didn't have a dime
I did what I could
Took a chance, and put you on my account

Now your flossin' some female, showin' the amount
That's why I trip on shit like your pager
All in my face, blowin' up, and you get it later
And the reason I run in the room with the phone all the time
Because of you, I'm guilty of the John Doe crime

Who was that girl that paged you?
(Uh, I don't know)
Who was that girl that called you?
(Uh, I don't know)

Who was the girl that waved at you?
(Uh, I don't know)
Who was the girl I saw you with?
(I don't know)

How did you get some extra money?
(Uh, I don't know)
When I needed some you told me
(Uh, I don't know)

Is this affair over?
(I don't know)
Tell me her name
(Jane Doe)

Hello
Yo what's up be?
Yo what up man
Hey yo check this out man

Yeah
Oh girl & them want to get up tonight
All the fellas ballin uhhh
Yeah, yeah, remember oh girl & them right

That crossover on the why boy
Hey yo, check it out, I'm settin it up about 7 all right
Yeah, well you know
I'm finna hit 'em back in about a minute

You remember when uhhh, we was doing
Yo man somebody's on the other line man
All right

Hello
Is LeLe there?
Yeah she here man
Yeah man telephone "creep"

Hello
Hello can you talk?
Mmm yeah, wait a minute let me go in the other room
Okay what's up

Yeah dude, dude want to get out with you tonight
Can you get out?
For dude, I'll pull some strings
Yeah he said he want to kick it

He called me he was like can you get your girl out tonight
Alright, mmm

Who was that guy who paged you?
(I don't know)
Who was that girl that called you?
(Uh, I don't know)

Who was that guy that waved at you?
(I don't know)
Who was the girl I saw you with?
(I don't know)

How did you get some extra money?
(Uh, don't know)
When I needed some you told me
(Uh, I don't know)

Is this love affair over?
(Uh, don't know)
Tell me a name
(John Doe)

Who was that guy who paged you?
(I don't know)
Who was that girl that called you?
(Uh, I don't know)

Writer : KELLY,DAVE/BURRELL, ORVILLE (SHAGGY)
Copyright : Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.