When two and two are five You're gonna go to work like any other day But things might be much different Your God might be a vengeful one Your desk might catch on fire The church will hold a pi...

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on, two years ago on...Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit ...ith her husband Ray and...Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell ...e garbage in there, and we decided it'd be...robus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed...Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across acro...d on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard ...hanksgiving before, and with tears in our e...ame to a side road, and off the side of the... fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of th...er pile of garbage. And we decided that one...Is better than two little piles, and rather than bring t...That's what we did, and drove back to the c...beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until...Next morning, when we got a phone call...Garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And...bie for about forty-five minutes on the tele...truth of the matter and said that we had to...And pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the...Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward th...ere was only one or two things that Obie co...The police station, and the first was he co...Being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and...e didn't expect it, and the other thing was...And told us never to be...at we expected, but when we got to the polic... even counted upon, and we was...rested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don...And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the...Signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the...the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars,...e last fifty years, and everybody wanted to...per story about it. And they was using up a...og smelling prints, and...And arrows and a paragraph on the ...he southwest corner and that's not to...Wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I ca...Want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we d...he was making sure, and friends Obie was, c...yself over the head and drown, and he took...slide down the roll and have an escape. Obi...Was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Al...ice), Alice came by and with a few...led us out of jail, and we went back...And didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to...ctures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the ...And Obie stood up with ...Pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he...the seeing eye dog, and then at the...ctures with circles and arrows...And a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seein...And then at twenty seve...And arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry,...Blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the...es with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the ...vidence against us. And...We was fined $50 and had to pick up the ...Neglected and selected. I went do...Day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night bef...I looked and felt my best when I went in that morn...And I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all... nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave...And I went up there, I ..., I wanna see blood and gore and...Guts and veins in my teeth. ...Kill, kill." And I started jumpin' up and down yelling, "Kill, kill," and... started jumpin' up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down...ling, "Kill, kill." And the Sargent came ov...ctions, neglections and all kinds of stuff ...At the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours,...Ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was... single part of me, and they was leaving no... Proceeded through, and when I finally came to t...And I walked up and said, "What do you ...And I proceeded to tell... full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all...The phenom, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, did you...And I proceeded to tell...es with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on...e back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want...You to go and sit down on that be...And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's...your special crime, and there was all kinds...e bench next to me! And...They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type...Bench next to me. And the meanest, uglies...s coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugl... nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to...And said, "Kid, whad'ya...$50 and pick up the garbage...And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away...There, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean n...Said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back,...And we had a great time...Bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of...Up and said....e-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-t...a-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-w...Officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for...Forty-five minutes and nobody understood a...lling out the forms and playing with the pe...And I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it..., just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the...Pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the...Kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and...n't like your kind, and we're gonna send yo...And friends, somewhere ...Study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm... similar situation, and if your in a...ne thing you can do and that's walk into...shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "...ice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know,...nk he's really sick and...hey won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in ha...hey're both faggots and they won't take eit...And three people do it,... Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They m...Organization. And can you, can you im... Alice's Restaurant and...Walking out. And friends they may th...And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and...on the guitar, here and...Sing it when it does. Here it co...you want to end war and stuff you got to si...song now for twenty five minutes. I could si...For another twenty five minutes. I'm not pr...comes around again, and this time with four...Harmony and feeling.

When two and two are five ...and Jesus and Elvis will get in f...When two and two are five ... trees of the field and maybe the lilies - ...Two shakes of somebody'...And in the darkest corners between conscience and faith

left a glock and some blood on my sh...urprise I saw these two familiar eyes ...Who are you? ...mmph, she was cute; and mad fly ...and I could see she was... just stared her up and down ...And oh, the little girl...and tomorrow is her fir...and she would be more t...all just get along, and make hit songs? ...rls be actin stink, and mad funny ...It's snowin and I'm tryin to put th...and dress like me, and look like me ...and Nicole, it's like s...And last but not least ...ou!) Uhh, be quiet, and we'll get along fin...600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll ba...Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don't ...But anything goes when it comes to bankrol...monds on my toes, X-and-O's ...Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to Toys'are'Us ...e then kick 'em out and take the bus ...too young for that, when I was your age ...ne-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two ...And I guess that's why,...The other day, when I was comin out the..., tied up her hands and feet ...and when we hang up, get rid...Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh ...It's like five Bloody Mary's, one ...And when she get vexed, you ...Cause them other two girls, that's still

left a glock and some blood on my sh...urprise I saw these two familiar eyes...Who are you?...mmph, she was cute; and mad fly...and I could see she was... just stared her up and down...And oh, the little girl...and tomorrow is her fir...and she would be more t...all just get along, and make hit songs? ...rls be actin stink, and mad funny...It's snowin and I'm tryin to put th...and dress like me, and look like me...and Nicole, it's like s...And last but not least ...ou!) Uhh, be quiet, and we'll get along fin...600 Mercedes, and 380's in my doll ba...Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don't ...But anything goes when it comes to bankrol...monds on my toes, X-and-O's...Scoop Lil' Nique and Jus, then take 'em to Toys'are'Us...e then kick 'em out and take the bus...too young for that, when I was your age...ne-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two...And I guess that's why,...The other day, when I was comin out the..., tied up her hands and feet...and when we hang up, get rid...Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh ...It's like five Bloody Mary's, one ...And when she get vexed, you ...Cause them other two girls, that's still

If you are what you say you ar...And the microphone's...And they wanna know oh,...one check two, one, two...And the sexy lady next ...And then it hit me, sta...in' for God to come and get me, I'm too unc...hooled to the rules and too gum shoe...much of a new comer and too uncool...Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle w...n, the devil on me, two ton's too...If you are what you say you ar...And the microphone's...And they wanna know oh,...And you better wear you...And out through China, ...ochets off the moon and sets the forest abl...And they ain't gonna pr...If you are what you say you ar...And the lights are on...And they wanna show, oh...ur, chauffeur, come and take me away... this line for like five whole days...Me and security ain't gett...And when I got to the front,...And the roses are grown, M&M's are yellow...And the light bulbs aro...One for you and one for your sister...g's a favorite song and mics don't feedback...ay, "You need to go and see that"...And everybody claps 'ca...And then they all take the stage and start performin' fo...If you are what you say you ar...And the microphone's...And they wanna know, oh...If you are what you say you are

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Jenny said, when she was just five years old ...And dance to a rock'n'r...And it was all right, h...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old ...ou know, my parents are gonna be the death ...Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars ...And baby, it was all ri...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old ...l right, all right, and it was all right

Jenny said, when she was just five years old...And dance to a rock'n'r...And it was all right, h...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...ou know, my parents are gonna be the death ...Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars...And baby, it was all ri...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...l right, all right, and it was all right

Jenny said, when she was just five years old...And dance to a rock'n'r...And it was all right, h...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...ou know, my parents are gonna be the death ...Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars...And baby, it was all ri...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...l right, all right, and it was all right

Jenny said, when she was just five years old...And dance to a rock'n'r...And it was all right, h...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...ou know, my parents are gonna be the death ...Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars...And baby, it was all ri...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...l right, all right, and it was all right

Jenny said, when she was just five years old...And dance to a rock'n'r...And it was all right, h...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...ou know, my parents are gonna be the death ...Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars...And baby, it was all ri...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...l right, all right, and it was all right

Are you such a dreamer?...Where two & two always ...makes up five ...And two & two always ...makes up five ...When it´s not

Jenny said, when she was just five years old...And dance to a rock'n'r...And it was all right, h...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...ou know, my parents are gonna be the death ...Two TV sets and two Cadillac cars...And baby, it was all ri...Jenny said, when she was just about five years old...l right, all right, and it was all right

Are you such a dreamer...Where two and two always makes a five...Sandbag and hide...And two and two always makes a five...You can scream and you can shout...Oh go and tell the king that ...When it's not

Are you such a dreamer?...Where two & two always...makes up five...And two & two always...makes up five...When it´s not