Write some stupid words Write a stupid song Put it all together So the kids can sing along your ego will rise higher than the sun And this fairy tale has only just begun Don't give up You...

Jimmy wasn't really popular He had a couple of friends back home Sooner or later they're all gettin' out So he had to join up alone He was dreamin' of the ivy leagues Since he was only three...

The love that me and you shared expired So there will be no renewing our contracts And I ain't got nothing since I've been hired So I can't take you back I done gave love and got no commission ...

In two weeks you will be forgott...That in two weeks you will be forgott...In two weeks you will be forgott...That in two weeks you will be forgott...In two weeks you will be forgott...That in two weeks you will be forgott

He was two weeks from twenty ...He was two weeks from twenty ...He was two weeks from twenty

I'm about to pluck two weeks ...I'm about to pluck two weeks ...I'm about to pluck two weeks ...I'm about to pluck two weeks

I'm about to pluck two weeks ...I'm about to pluck two weeks ...I'm about to pluck two weeks ...I'm about to pluck two weeks

In two weeks time you will notic...In two weeks time you will notic...In two weeks time you will notic

Acting goody two shoes like she don'...You miss one or two treks ...One or two weeks ...One or two beeps ...One or two peeps (Oh) ...Miss one or two freaks ...For one or two weeks (Yeah)

Weeks of hideous pain ben...Two days had gone past ...Weeks of pain followed as...Two weeks I was given but we

Two months ago I saw yo...Two weeks ago I'm at your pla...Two days ago I had you ...Two days from now you'l...Two weeks from now I'll make ...Two months from now you

Waited two weeks for a response and ...Approaching six weeks now, it's kinda obv...If there were two forces, and I split...If I had two horses, and I beat

Two weeks before my old man b...Two and a half weeks old, already though...She hits about two packs of cigarettes

It's been two weeks...ight that we became two...It's been two weeks

this, and I sang it two weeks ago Sunday on the Ed Sullivan show, and...the song is called "Mononucleosis"...and my daughter, I talked to her, and she said all the kids in her school, there were a hundred kids in her junior high school who had it, and they think it's a real good subject for a song. And, that's why I originally wrote it was that she had come home with this mononucleosis about six months ago (she's thirteen), and then Life magazine came out a month or so later with an article on it that explained that it was the kissing disease. So I put those two facts together. I'm a very, you know, thrilling detective. And I was wondering, well, you know, I'm...I guess I'm old-fashioned because about six months ago she got one of those learner's brassieres...Well actually she's learning real good if you want to know! I mean, the first couple of weeks it used to slide do...in my mind by these two things happening at

I waited two weeks for a response and ...Approaching six weeks now...If there was two forces and I split ...If I had two horses and I beat t

One week it's good, two weeks is great, three weeks is turbulent...Four weeks we just crash and b

Two weeks later I went to see...Two weeks later this detectiv