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Woke up this morning i was all alone saw your picture by the telephone I was missing you oh so bad Wish i had you here to hold all i've got is this touch-tone phone So i guess i'll give you a ca...

Woke up this morning I was all alone saw your picture by the telephone I was missing you oh so bad Wish I had you here to hold all I've got is this touch-tone phone So I guess I'll give you a call ...

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ght in, it's around the back ... a half a mile from the railroad track ...This song is called "Alice's Restaurant." It's about Alice, and the ... Restaurant" is not the name of the restaurant, ...That's just the name of the song. That's why I call the song "Alice's ...p to visit Alice at the restaurant. ...ice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the ...Restaurant, in the bell tower with her husband Ray and Facha, the dog. ...And livin' in the bell tower like tha...Where the pews used to be, an...Out all the pews), they decided... here and found all the garbage in there an...ture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. ...So we took the half-a-ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW ...On toward the city dump. Well, we...Chain across the dump sayin', "This ..., we drove off into the sunset lookin' for another place to put the ... side road, and off the side of the side ...-foot cliff, and at the bottom of the cliff was ...Drove back to the church, had a Thank...didn't get up until the next morning, when ...The bottom of a half a ...The telephone, we finally arrived at the truth of the matter and he said ...go down and pick up the garbage, and also h...Speak to him at the Police Officer Station. So we got in the red VW microbus ...With the shovels and rakes a...Toward the Police Officer Stat...The Police Officer Station, and the first was that he c...brave and honest on the telephone (which wasn't very ...n't expect it), and the other thing was tha...' garbage around in the ...But when we got to the Police Officer Stat...ie, I can't pick up the garbage with these ... up kid, and get in the back of the patrol ...we did . . . sat in the back of the patrol car, and dro...The quote scene of the crime unquote. ...t to tell you 'bout the town of Stockbridge... but when we got to the scene of the crime, there was fi... police cars, bein' the biggest crime of the last fifty ...dy wanted to get in the newspaper story abo...Around the Police Officer Stat... and a paragraph on the back of ...Took pictures of the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner, the ...at's not to mention the aerial photography!...After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he ...Money to spend in the cell, but what do y... 'cause he took out the ...n't hit myself over the head and drown, and...Out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars, roll the toilet paper out ...The window, slide down the roll and have an es...Song about Alice.)--Alice came by and, with a few nasty words to Obie on the ...and we went back to the church, had another...didn't get up until the next ...In with the twenty-seven 8 x 10 colored glossy pictures with the circles and ... and a paragraph on the back of each one, s... Obie stood up with the ...lossy pictures, and the judge walked in, sa...Obie looked at the seein' eye dog . . . then at the twenty-seven 8 x 10...lossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the .... . . and looked at the seein' eye dog . . ...The twenty-seven 8 x 10 colored glossy pictures with the circles and arrows ...And a paragraph on the back of each on and...ecause Obie came to the realization that it...ld do about it, and the judge ...asn't gonna look at the twenty-seven 8 by 1...The circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one ex... and had to pick up the garbage... in the ... here to talk about the draft. ...(got good and drunk the night before, so I ...wanted to look like the All-American Kid ... . . I wanted to be the ...See the psychiatrist in roo...L! KILL! KILL!" and the sergeant came over,...Sent me down the hall, said "You're ...Proceeded down the hall, gettin' more ... was doin' to me at the thing ...finally came to see the very last man. I wa...oceeded to tell him the story of Alice's Re...oceeded to tell him the story of the twenty-seven 8 x 10...Pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one ...nd I walked over to the bench there, and th...oral enough to join the army after committi...y-lookin' people on the bench there . ...tin' right there on the bench next to me! A...On the bench, and the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one . . . the meanest ...dollars and pick up the ...ved away from me on the bench there, with the hairy eyeball ...had a great time on the ...as talkin' about on the bench, and everythi...ds of things, until the sergeant came ...had fun fillin' out the forms and playin' with the pencils on the ...I filled out the Massacree with the four-part harmony. ...Turned over the piece of paper, and there . . . on the other side . . . in...The middle of the other side . . . away from everything else on the other ...The following words: "K...I went over to the sergeant. Said, "Se...I'm sittin' here on the bench . . . I mean ...Sittin' here on the Group W bench, 'cau...Enough to join the army, burn women, k...And the only reason I'm singin' you the song now is 'cause you m...Walk into the shrink wherever you... that's what it is: THE ALICE'S ...Sing it the next time it comes around on the guitar.

This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the ...s Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, ...that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's ...ight in it's around the back ... a half a mile from the railroad track ...p to visit Alice at the ...ice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the ...church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with he...Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like tha...om downstairs where the pews used to be in....w they took out all the pews, they decided ...there, we found all the garbage in there, a...ture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So ...we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW ...on toward the city dump. ...chain across across the ...into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage. ... side road, and off the side of the ...n foot cliff and at the bottom of the ..., and drove back to the church, had a thank...didn't get up until the ...e on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ...rty-five minutes on the telephone we ...finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said tha...and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the ...tion. So we got in the red VW microbus with the ...nd headed on toward the ...the police station, and the first was he could ...brave and honest on the telephone, which wa...dn't expect it, and the other thing was he ...ving garbage around the vicinity again, ... but when we got to the police officer's st...can pick up the garbage with these ...Get in the back of the patrol car." ...what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the ...quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of ... but when we got to the ...Scene of the Crime there was fiv...being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, a...get in the newspaper story abo... had hanging around the police officer's st... and a paragraph on the back of each one ex.... Took pictures of the approach, ...the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner an...mention the aerial photography....After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he...us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your ...y money to spend in the cell, but what do y..., cause he took out the ...n't hit myself over the head and drown, and...out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the ...toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an es...ember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice...ty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out...to the church, had a anoth...didn't get up until the next morning, when ..., Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-... and a paragraph on the back ... Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-...pictures, and the judge walked in sat...own. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the ...and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. ... and a paragraph on the back of each one an...'cause Obie came to the realization that it...ld do about it, and the ...'t going to look at the twenty seven eight-...pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each ... and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not...Came to talk about the draft. ... got good and drunk the night before, so ...look like the all-American kid fr...to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid fr...er, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room

is Captain Kwirk on the Starship Intercours...(?Alleluia? song is playing.) ... space trickys. Get the phasers on that bir...ptain! Captain! All the stars have gone out...l! You?ve leaned on the button! Turn the viewer back on! Now get the phasers on that bir...I am an Angel of the Lord! ...ten on it. It?s not the same, Captain. It?s not the same. ...Turn off the view screen, we?re ...o you want to check the reading? ...Aw yes, let me see, the ?quick brown fox.? ...That is the wrong reading, I?ll...is earlier? This is the Captain speaking, c...This is the Captain. Give me en... a direct line, I?m the Captain. Operator! ...r. As you know I am the Vulgarian and jokes...Hmmmm...That?s the first time I?ve eve...This is the Captain speaking. G...This is the Captain speaking. ...It?s the Captain! We?re 23 b...in? It doesn?t help the situation or does i...t. Eubangdere, have the computer compu--cou...bangdere, where are the course readings, eh? Where? Lt. Eubangdere--uh...Where in the hell did she go? ...ptain! Captain! All the stars have gone out... hyperspace through the garbage chute!!! Take over the controls, Smock! I?...She?s in the ship?s saps! ...The ship?s what?! ...The chapel, the meditation area. Al..., I?ll have to take the elevator down. Aw t...t in there, this is the broom closet! ... Oh, I must be down the corner to the left. Oh, I?ve got ... I thought this was the act--uh--uh--the chapel! ... only one chapel on the Starship Intercours...I was just thinking the other day when I was doing the terrible complicated Flip-Ziggy(??) services for the worshipers from Zak...It is the matter of the psychic moral of the ship... ...Many of the mystic men. How do Americans say it? The little people? ...) are ruining about the ship. Some of the men are saying that the dietician is putting the salt Peter in the food supplement tab...Then, there is the problem of beaming ...The mystic men feel that it does not fear that only officers get to leave the ship. ...heard a room out to the effect. The ship is over 125 bi...l bet she?s back in the control room right ...ere, he?s locked in the woman?s room on Lev...But the woman?s room on Lev...We must at--quickly the ship is already 125..., can?t you operate the computers yourself?...urse, I can operate the computers, I am the Vulgarian! ...after all, I?m only the Squire, rule of the night, you didn?t o...The price is ten more c...n, I must return to the bridge! ...they unbleed(??) of the seven rooms light y...nly I can get up to the main control room i...Now, Smock, how?s the computer doing? ...ptain! Captain! All the lights have gone ou...e me an estimate on the damage. ... fifteen cents, but the service charge is enormous since the result of many light years away from the service area. That ...gdere! If you leave the control room again ...-oh--ah--oh, that?s the way you feel about ...Can you fix the computer? Please!?!...(The fast telephone line stops.) ... in here(????) It?s the cops! ...It?s the light and the viewers not turned ...(banging on the elevator door) ...hat?s that sound on the elevator? ...u aren?t allowed on the bridge! You aren?t even off the surface! ... Boom! Another fast telephone line.) ...?) Take him down to the beam room! Let?s get ?em off the ship! ...Take him to the beam room! ...(Fast telephone line stops.) ... you down to one of the large asteroids in the feminine cluster. W...rdate: 3.14285--Aw, the heck with it! This is laundry assistant third class, Maggie McApron, we?ve taken over, the ship is ours! We?re setting out for the planet Euphoria! We...n my thimbles, make the noise! ...de to deal with all the boys. Ah ha ha ha!

ight in it's around the back... a half a mile from the railroad track...p to visit Alice at the...ice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the...Church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with he...Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like tha...om downstairs where the pews used to be in....w they took out all the pews, they decided ...there, we found all the garbage in there, a...ture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So...We took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW...On toward the city dump....chain across across the...Into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.... side road, and off the side of the...n foot cliff and at the bottom of the..., and drove back to the church, had a thank...didn't get up until the...e on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ...rty-five minutes on the telephone we...Finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said tha...And pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the...ation. So we got in the red V-W microbus with the...nd headed on toward the...The police station, and the first was he could ...brave and honest on the telephone, which wa...dn't expect it, and the other thing was he ...ving garbage around the vicinity again,... but when we got to the police officer's st...Can pick up the garbage with these ...Get in the back of the patrol car."...what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the...Quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of... but when we got to the...Scene of the Crime there was fiv...Being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, a...Get in the newspaper story abo... had hanging around the police officer's st... and a paragraph on the back of each one ex...s. Took pictures of the approach,...The getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner an...Mention the aerial photography....After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he ...Us in the cell. 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Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the...And a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog.... and a paragraph on the back of each one an...'cause Obie came to the realization that it...ld do about it, and the...'t going to look at the twenty seven eight-...Pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each... and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but that's no...Came to talk about the draft.... got good and drunk the night before, so...Look like the all-American kid fr...To feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid fr...er, said, "Kid, see the psychiatrist, room ..., "Kill, kill." And the Sargent came over, ...Sent me down the hall, said, "You're...Proceeded on down the hall gettin' more i...At the thing there, and I ...n I finally came to the see the...oceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant ...The phenom, and he stop...oceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-...lossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on...The back of each one, a...ked over to the, to the bench there, and th...oral enough to join the army after...Looking people on the bench there. Mother...ting right there on the bench next to me! A...ype guys sitting on the...nch next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest...$50 and pick up the garbage." 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And the only reason I'm...Singing you this song now is cause you ma...The shrink wherever you...that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant ... to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the...t to come around on the guitar, here and...ight in it's around the back... a half a mile from the railroad track...e been singing this song now for twenty five...ight in it's around the back... a half a mile from the railroad track... , The Bicycle Music Compa

(Who will answer the telephone) ... was called upon in the third grade class ...I'm not the same as ev'ryone el...(Who will answer the telephone) ...The clouds roll by and the moon comes up ...ong must we live in the heat of the sun ...And this is a song about people like u...(Who answer the telephone)

Who will answer the telephone... was called upon in the 3rd grade class...I'm not the same as everyone el...Who will answer the telephone...The clouds roll by and the moon comes up...ong must we live in the heat of the sun...And this is a song about people like u...Who will answer the telephone

They call it Dean's song SD) Hey, you don't ...DM) The melody SD) The melody...They call it Dean's song SD)Looks like I'm g...) I'm saying, Dean, the song is Sam's song...SD) But Dean here's the scam...SD) The song was named after Sam...They call it Dean's song SD) And that's quit... for singing Dean's song...SD) They make the Mormon Tabernacle s...'ll call it Clyde's song SD) Clyde's song?...DM) Clyde's song...nd I'm sorry to say the man is a thief 'cau...DM) Clyde's song...DM) Clyde's song...end we have reached the end...DM) Sam's song...B) Let's give the ending a rhyme...B) That the name of this song DM) is Sam's song... not Pete Epstine's song...DM) Sam's song...t's not even Mona's song...DM) Sam's song...t better have Sam's song on it or else you'll get a nasty letter from my soliciter(sp) Calhoun and a telephone call too

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