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These are the tales, the freaky tales ...The tales that I tell so well ...These are the tales, the freaky tales ...These are the tales, the freaky tales ...The tales that I tell so well ...She loved the way I rocked the microphone ...The next young freak I ...I took her to the house and she gave ...She likes to freak was all sh...We jumped in the sheets and we broke...alked about sex and the girl acted scary ...Took her to the house and I popped that cherry ...Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast ...want to do it cause the bitch was flammy ...riend, her name was Jane ...I pulled to the side and I spitted that game ...The very next day I saw...She likes to freak, she's jus...avin' so much money that I don't need a hoe ...me and we did it on the floor ...The girl got freaky and...ger King, she knows the play ...These are the tales, the freaky tales ...These are the tales that I tell so well ...These are the tales, the freaky tales ...These are the tales that I tell so well ...Once again in the bed I got it goin' ... keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin' ...On the Foothill bust numbe...All the way on the back she was workin...x and I was jammin' the beat ...Macked on the baby like an ice-co... baby, I don't play that shit ...Baby thought that $hort just might ea...Cause the next young freak, h...ooty was stuffed in the jeans she was weari...She smokes that pipe and she's gett...She walked in the door wearin' a lace...You shoulda seen that look that was on my face ...ys call her Belinda the Blender ...father was rich and the girl was spoiled ...These are the tales, the freaky tales ...These are the tales that I tell so well ...These are the tales, the freaky tales ...These are the tales that I tell so well ...I hitted around the corner and when she...I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her...Set her on the way the very next way ...We hitted the motel and got it go...Holiday Inn to the break of dawn ...I took her to the house and let her f...The bed hitted the wall and it sounded...I was ridin' down the street when I met J...oty was bigger than the whole damn planet ...Said I was the only man who ever c...I hooked the brood up with my ho...I grabbed the microphone and started to sing my song ...ay more freaks than that ... boy, you never had that T-P-Treatment

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