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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick...

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In 1986, the University of California Davis, sought two of the ...netically duplicate the DNA structure of as...ragus would grow to the same girth and leng...ant presentation in the world's ... genetically create the greatest musical ...Entertainer the world had ever seen...f he could assemble the right elements he ...lent far surpassing the average ...At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that Michael ...Before the surgery to insure the future of his name ...Deep within the bowels of a used UC...ch was labeled with the name, Jack Michaels...e heard a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voic...The song of love from an ang...This had to be the seed of the king of pop, ...g lab technician by the name of Jennifer, ...st happened to have the proper access neede...Small vile of the precious semen. ...The search for the egg was a short one...simply ran an ad in the classified section ...Magazine. The ad read: "Wanted: U...The two doctors, after ...If the fetus was brought to term in the womb of a non human... long since secured the services of the University Volleyba...A llama by the name of Missy. ...When the baby was ready, ...The child was removed v...e heard a noise, In the night the most sentuaint voic...The song of love from an ang...evin was trained by the best in all ...able to moonwalk by the time he was three. ...were at least twice the size as a normal adult's and the two in ...so as Kevin reached the 8th year, ...He was the same height as he w...ir all over and his penis was enormous, ...It also dawned on the doctor that even through all the years of hearing Ke...e heard a voice, In the night the most sentuaint voic...The song of love from an ang...her's were noticing the changes in Kevin, ...The children began to t...One Day, a bully by the name of Big Roy, st... away and placed in the custody of the state, ...islation concerning the genetic constructio...The medical association...med students around the world were known to...noted scientist and the creator of the cloned asparagus, ... wasn't long before the two were legally un...oice, ring out into the night, over the small town, of Sout

(sit), starin' out the window(dow) ...times it feels like the world's on my shoul...times it feels like the world's almost over...d keep singin' this song to my daughter ...If I could hit the notes, I'd blow som...that I grow cold of the older I grow ...d this load is like the weight of the world ...ndle it well, given the circumstances I'm d...But the years that I've wasted is nothin' to the tears that I've tas..., what'd I stick my penis up in? ...Would of ripped the pre-nup up if I'd s... got my baby, maybe the only lady that I ad...'s traveled back to the arms of her rightfu...It's like the greatest gift you c...The weight has been lif... it don't feel like the world's on my shoul

The Mobb'll spit that s...The same law, same day ...hts, I never caught the blue balls ...Yo, the lost page of a wild...P holds the pen tightly, explod...with the hard-headed, Infamous song torture ...y spiral book, hold the world's most lethal...Bring the fever, y'all niggaz is the rap Justin's ... moment, y'all kept the crowd goin now ...t's weak, your best song was mediocre ... dare you entertain the thought ...chill when you hear the Mobb bang through y...t's heavy metal for the black people, rock'...t's thereapeutic to the user, you slam danc...gst us, prepare for the worst ...Yo.. crack the Henny bottle while ...h home, straight to the core you ain't alon...Play the unknown type Dunn, ...in formation pack the led up in shit ...The better you get, the better we get, and ...Yo this snake's in the grass when they bit... slip and you fold, the shit's lethal ... roll Mobb D-iezel, the whole Q.U. double-E... they tryin to play the man's role ...ey see us wildin on the video? ...on't they see us in the club swingin elbows...Or on the street with our jewels on the cell phone? ...Hoppin the sidewalk with Benze...s than it's sand on the beach ...ow here's a word to the smart ...Challengin the Mobb in the arts

ef wit me, I'm even the score equally ...get too blunted off the funny home grown ...n I smoke out I hit the trees harder than S...et fucked more than the President does ...and do exactly what the song says ...ink and jump behind the wheel like it was s...'t even see through the mist ...How the fuck can I be white...we heard a knock at the door, must of been ...Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold ...n Aerosol can up in the ozone layer ...ed, I'm running out the morgue ...ant to hit you over the head wit that shove...I came to the club drunk with a f...ed a rope around my penis then I jumped from

ce if I should draw the line any fences ...Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive ...cal nerve damage to the brain when I go to ...s my fault cause of the way that ...ironic, that I'd be the bad guy ...Kryptonite The Green Chronic ...Now in the Bible it says ...urse you were given the consent to join in ... or after peforming the act of that which ...In football the quarterback yells o...ll, slipped and his penis went in ...Shit, this is the same verse I just d...Probably the day Bush comes to m...damn it Dre where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah...This is the only thing that I'm...I am the bad guy, Kryptonite The Green Chronic ...And she blew around the room like a balloon...I grabbed the last can of chicken...Out the trash can and zoom ...ed straight back to the Neverland Ranch ...I just did a whole song and I didn't say sh

Hi-see's in the muthafuckin house ... all my homeboys in the house ...Tony-A's in the muthafuckin house ...For us to make a song ...Over who can suck the ick-doble ...And that's the reason your voice g...Backstage the hooker couldn't get...And now she's in the dressing room looki...e bust a nut before the break comes ...Riches from the bitches and hoes from the shows ...AMG, the king of 40oz swing ...And big dick for the tricks that buy my ...When you play the role of a dick fien...Lettermore AMG runs the penis store ...Yeah, doin the shit like it should...Slingin the shit like it should...KK's in the muthafuckin house ...Lil' Frog's in the muthafuckin house ...t why'all run up on the mic ...Bring on the punk shit, you migh... check to pop up in the mail ...You mad on a fuck? The pussy ain't no bigg...I'm the F-are-o to the g, Lil' Frog ...Pass me the 40, I'ma do it like...Cause I'm tired of the punk-ass suckers ...d and get rushed to the dirt ...In the streets some fools ...ss hog, bow down to the Frog ...One time for the nine and the deuce ...Cause Hi-see's in the muthafuckin house ...tle bit better than the last time ...Once again it's the Crawf, the see-are-a-w-f ...- mirror mirror, on the wall ...Who is the Skanless of them al...The mirror said, "Hi-se...orn, now I'm fuckin the baby sitter

Put your hand on the wheel ...Put your hand on the wheel ...ow how to act, when the beat comes on ...I be the A Double Dog son, s...Parked at the light, with my fuck...Call the piggy cop and on my...Tried to put down the brew, while the doors I was locking...ck and stashed away the steel ...Wiped the smile off my face, ...The pork heard the joint, right away knew the deal ...Got the fuck back in the car, and put his hands on the wheel ...That's my word son, the cops seen me, got back in the car, and bounced ...w put your hands on the wheel 'cause we tak...Got big plans for the night, now we all g...nd pills stashed in the trunk ...Soon as I turn the key I'm a moving vi...enty of time I take the long way home ...But I'm lost up in the parking lot and I d...ex while I drive is the strategy ...I just called my penis my money ...ing a withdrawal on the highway ...The A. Jackson to the B. Franklin I'm tha...Put your hand on the wheel ...Put your hand on the wheel

number hope that's the one I kept ...eck my dress -about the same color as my BM... my hand round that penis damn son you just h...Fine, OK, so that's the way you like it get...throw you this song ...my cash I'll be out the door ...pyright : Lyrics © The Bicycle Music Compa

It's about Noddy the dirty little man ...With Big Ears and the rest of his gang ...But his penis never grew ...The next in line to fuc...But Noddy made the piggy noises ...Well the moral of this song ...At the Elephant and Castle

f wit' me, I'm even the score equally ...get too blunted off the funny home grown ...n I smoke out I hit the trees harder than S...et fucked more than the President does ...and do exactly what the song says ...ink and jump behind the wheel like it was s...'t even see through the mist ...How the fuck can I be white...we heard a knock at the door, must of been ...Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold ...n Aerosol can up in the ozone layer ...ed, I'm running out the morgue ...ant to hit you over the head wit that shove...I came to the club drunk with a f...ed a rope around my penis then I jumped from

number hope that's the one I kept...eck my dress -about the same color as my BM... my hand round that penis damn son you just h...Fine, OK, so that's the way you like it get...throw you this song...my cash I'll be out the door...pyright : Lyrics © The Bicycle Music Compa