Well, I know a guy who's bone & skin Women, they've been ravin' 'bout skinny Jim Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim Yes yes yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim Well, I went to a party with skinny Jim ...

Well, I know a guy who's bone & skin Women, they've been ravin' 'bout skinny Jim Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim Yes yes yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim Well, I went to a party with skinny Jim ...

The neophyte lays down the law And the choir boy plays five card draw All the news that's fit to print Rolls right off, don't make a dent Diamond Jim, where you hiding Diamond Jim, where you h...

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When Diamond Jim gets back ...Diamond Jim will know just what...When diamond Jim gets back ...Diamond Jim will know just what...When Diamond Jim gets back ...Diamond Jim will know just what...When Diamond Jim gets back ...Diamond Jim will know just what...When Diamond Jim gets back ...Diamond Jim will know just what

Jim is a new character ...Jim walks with a limp, ...y count on Jim, and Jim is going to die, and Jim won't be there when they need him, and so they will die too. So it will be a shame for these people. People I also invented. People like Jane, who has no arms. People like Jack, who has lung cancer. People like John â?? not me, a different John â?? who is autistic. Jim is a friend to them all, and he helps them all in countless, invaluable ways. But it doesn't matter. None of it matters. I only bring these things and people up for only two reasons: so that as I write them down, I can think about exactly how Jim will die, and so th...u like to know what Jim does for a living? So would I, let's see. Jim is independently we...Does Jim have a love life? No. He is too busy and too shy. Does Jim have any pets? No. Are Jim's parents still alive? Yes. It will be tragic for them when Jim dies, maybe of a br...do it. This morning Jim was reading the pap...Jim was writhing in agony, and just then Jack, Jane, and John (not me) walked by. But they didn't recognize him, so they did nothing. They could have saved him, but they were too distracted. They could have saved Jim, but they didn't; they left him dying there. So don't blame me, 'cause I wasn't even there. Jim was killed by his friends, really, because one of them stepped on his face as they walked by, and the other two kicked him â?? by accident, but still, they kicked him â?? one in an exposed part of his brain where a piece of his skull had come off, and the other in the testicles, which technically maybe wasn't a direct cause of death, but it sure didn't help matters any either. Jim recognized his frie...d one can attribute Jim's death to any numb

When Diamond Jim gets back ...Diamond Jim will know just what...When diamond Jim gets back...Diamond Jim will know just what...When Diamond Jim gets back...Diamond Jim will know just what...When Diamond Jim gets back...Diamond Jim will know just what...When Diamond Jim gets back...Diamond Jim will know just what

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Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim ...Oh Jim

Old Jim Crow ...Old Jim Crow don't you know...Old Jim Crow ...Old Jim Crow don't you know...Old Jim Crow ...Old Jim Crow ...Old Jim Crow ...Old Jim Crow don't you know...Old Jim Crow ...Old Jim Crow don't you know...Old Jim Crow ...Old Jim Crow don't you know

Lucky lucky Jim ...'cause Jim you can do anything...Lucky lucky Jim ...'cause Jim you can do anything

Old Jim Crow...Old Jim Crow don't you know...Old Jim Crow...Old Jim Crow don't you know...Old Jim Crow...Old Jim Crow...Old Jim Crow...Old Jim Crow don't you know...Old Jim Crow...Old Jim Crow don't you know...Old Jim Crow...Old Jim Crow don't you know

oh Jim...oh Jim...oh Jim ...oh Jim...oh Jim...oh Jim...oh Jim ...oh Jim...oh Jim...oh Jim...oh Jim ...oh Jim

It's all because of Jim. ...It's all because of Jim. ...Jim doesn't ever bring ...Jim never tries to chee...hy I'm so crazy for Jim. ...Jim never tells me I'm ...Some day I know tht Jim will up and leave m...rying the torch for Jim.

It's all because of Jim. ...It's all because of Jim. ...Jim doesn't ever bring ...Jim never tries to chee...hy I'm so crazy for Jim. ...Jim never tells me I'm ...Some day I know tht Jim will up and leave m...rying the torch for Jim.