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Trippin' on a broom stick, better...Have a Merry, Merry, Merry...The tree the gifts the mistl...Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed ...Have a Merry, Merry, Merry...Joe Torre, he's a weirdo ...Gave me a picture of himself in a Speedo ...Hey A-Rod, you gotta feel...e to Boston to wear a World Series ring ...know you're chokin' on your lunch, ...Try a knuckle sandwich an...It's gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry...The tree the gifts the mistl...Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed ...Have a Merry, Merry, Merry...A World Series ring ...I was sick of hearing...It's gonna be a Merry, Merry, Merry...The tree the gifts the mistl...Swing, a miss, Steinbrenner's really pissed ...Have a Merry, Merry, Merry

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