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I get drunk and I stumble to the phone and conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone/ Fucked up, tore back I need to take a piss/ Only when I'm drunk ? I sing a song like this/ My grandma and your grandma... Sittin by the fire/ Hold on , turn that beat off ! No, keep it going/ Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'/ I get drunk and start talking more shit and when I got a gun in.....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk./ I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk/ I get ....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk./ I need a chunk, n...l charm/ When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk/ Yeah , but only when I'm drunk. ...Yeah, only when I'm drunk /Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk. ...bitch/ with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like...I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me/ I'm trippin' it must be that brew that Iwas sippin'/ Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin/ 'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin/ One too many, I reckon Feelin' I got to hurl any second/ Want to get up but can't move/ Feels like I'm stuck in a groove/ What the fuck was I trying to prove/ I got a knack for downin'' four-o's/ All the hos know them doobie bros/ People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk/ I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk. ...Yeah, only when I'm drunk /Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk.

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I get drunk and I stumble to the ph...And conjure up a bitch ...Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like ...My grandma and your grandma *urrp*...I get drunk and start talkin mo' sh...And when I got a gun in... d-*urrp*, damn I'm drunk ...When I get drunk I might act uncouth...But when I get drunk I always tell the t...When I get drunk I might even call m...y when I'm dr-*urp* drunk ... bitch with the gin and Tanqueray ...Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop ...Might fuck an ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk ...And ya don't miss, chec...I get drunk and start thinkin bout ...an Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suavey D ...And drink forty-o's, and wear the same cloth...And when that day comes...ry so I don't drink and drive

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" It's about Alice, and the ...When my friend and I went up to visit ...ith her husband Ray and Facha, the dog. ...And livin' in the bell ...he pews used to be, and havin' all that roo...We got up here and found all the garbage in there and we decided that it'...robus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, and headed ... Well, we got there and there was a big sign and a ...d on Thanksgiving," and ...hanksgiving before, and with tears in ...ame to a side road, and off the side of the...fifteen-foot cliff, and at the bottom of th...er pile of garbage. 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KILL!" and the sergeant came o...Neglections, and all kinds of stuff ...There, and I was there for two...nds of mean, nasty, ugly things, ...And I was just havin' a tough time there, and they was inspectin'... single part of me, and they was leavin' no...Proceeded through, and I finally came to s...there. I walked up, and I said, "What do ...And I proceeded to tell...Full orchestration and five-part harmony and stuff like that, and other ...pped me right there and said, "Kid, have you ever been to court?" And ...es with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the ...pped me right there and said, "Kid, I want you to go over and sit down ...And I walked over to the bench there, and there's... Group W ...nds of mean, nasty, ugly-lookin' people on t...e bench next to me! 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