She's got her ear to the walls and she's tappin' the calls If you've got a secret boy, forget about it, 'cause she's a Hotel Detective my little Hotel Detective yeah she's a Hotel Detective...

His house he calls the batcave He's sworn to secrecy With comic books and videos He lives his fantasy Detective 27 Detective 27 In darkest depth of night With full moon shining bright H...

Armchair Detective Armchair detective, what's your synopsis? Hoping you'll tell us how we can stop this Nobody wants to look stupid today more so than usual To say something clever is of such...

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Detective 27 ...Detective 27 ...Detective 27 at last ...Detective 27 ...Detective 27 ...Detective 27

Armchair Detective

in the fingerprints Detective Dulllight discovered. It proved to be the most important finding in the case And where as Detectives Slocks and Slovits slobbered over smutty photographs Dulllight had a better lead to follow. He followed the ringing to the telephone where a voice asked "Excuse me aren't you so and so?" "Oh so and so since you left I have been eating only sweets cause they remind me of you." He felt this surely was a clue. So he climbed into the tub wearing his underwear and overcoat, jumped aboard the model boat and followed the water down the drain. In his brain there are file cabinets and secretaries filing their nails downstairs (But I don't want to talk about that room downstairs). At this moment Detective Slocks and Slovets realize that since they had reported on the crime scene this morning each of them has aged over fifty years. Two butterflies land on their shoulders and harmonize softly in their ears "Where did all the time go?" "Did you think that you'd stay young forever?" "But at least you're still together..." The two detectives held hands in the moonlight. The butterflies flew away which prompted Slovit's to say,"l miss them already". Slocks removed a fountain pen from his breast pocket, drove it deep into Slovit's throat and began screeching "DEATH TO THE PARCHMENT WHALE, THE ROBOT IAM LASAILE". While in prison, Slocks wrote one of the most revered exercises in free verse titled "The Cause of Gauze". "Oh the cause of gauze, The Manuels have fondled many memories from my lap though each memory has its own lap and swimmers swim laps. Even swimmers have laps however and while in that condition many require a delicate gauze. I desire only this in my decrepitude, that I will have one more opportunity to serve as a gauze to my fellow man and that in that state of gauze can somehow disturb the world less often with my prickly fingers." When Detective Dulllight returning

We are detective ...We are detective

Are you a phantom detective

My detective darling ...My detective darling

Detective mon said Daddy me S...Detective mon said Daddy me S

Private detective with her ...Private detective with her

Hired a detective

Detective is flat, no longer

wo weeks later this detective shows up

don't like playing detective

point the finger at Detective Slick Morris Gittin