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As I went out one morning early, ...Who should I spy but a fair youn...I stepped to her add ..."I choose to lead a sw...d for to marry you, I might incline." ...s now kind sir that I must tell you. ...I might have been mar...To one John Riley who left...left me here and he went away." ..."I shan't go with you ...Although I'll never see him no...Saying, "I'm the man you once ...Saying "I'm the cause of your..."I've sailed the ocean...I've laid my money on...And I shall never deceive

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he song. That's why I call the song "Alic...When my friend and I went up to visit Alice a...l that room (seein' as how they took ...Out all the pews), they decided that they didn't have to take out their ...We didn't find one till we came to a s...And we decided that one big pile was better...her than bring that one up, we decided to t...Went to sleep, and didn'... ton of garbage and I just wanted to know...And I said, "Yes sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope ...nds, there was only one of two things that ...Bawled us out and told us never t...Handcuffed, and I said, "Obie, I can't pick up the g...I want to tell you 'b...olice officers, and one police ...Each one explainin' what each one was, to be used as evidence against us...fter the ordeal, we went back to the jail. O...He said: "Kid, I'm gonna put you in a cell. I want your wallet an...I said, "Obie, I can understand your wantin' my wallet, so I don't have any ...want any hangin's." I said, "Obie, did you think I was gonna ...was, 'cause he took out the ...Toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself...Out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars, roll the toilet paper out ...Side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back to the church,...Back of each one . . . and looked at...on the back of each one explainin' ...What each one was, to be used as evidence against us...But that's not what I'm here to tell you ...I'm here to talk abou...I went down and got my physical examination one day, and I walked in, sat ...he night before, so I looked and felt my ...I went in that morning, 'cause I wanted to look like...From New York City. I wanted to feel like . . . I wanted to be the ...from New York), and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, ...And I walked in, I sat down, they gave...I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I want to kill! I want to see ...dead, burnt bodies! I ...And I started jumpin' up ...There, and I was there for two hours... three hours... four hours... I was ...And I was just havin' a t...ceeded through, and I finally came to see the very last man. I walked in, ...le big thing there. I walked up, and I said, "What do ..., "Kid, we only got one question: Have you ...And I proceeded to tell h...I proceeded to tell h...on the back of each one ...ere and said, "Kid, I want you to go over...And I walked over to the ..., ugliest, nastiest one . . . the meanest ...I said, "I didn't get nothin'. I had to pay fifty do...sted for, kid?" and I said, "Litterin'"' ... nasty things, till I said, "And creatin'... we had fun fillin' out the forms and playi...I filled out the Massacree with ...thing was fine. And I put down my pencil, and I ...I went over to the sergean...Gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself! I mean . . . I mean . . . I ...that you send . . . I'm sittin' here on the bench . . . I mean I'm ...you want to know if I'm moral ...And the only reason I'm singin' you the s...That, there's only one thing you can do: ...staurant", and walk out. ...You know, if one person, just one person, does it, th...fifty people a day? I said FIFTY people a

when my friend and I went up to visit Alice a...Seein' as how they took out all the pews, they ...Have to take out their garbage for a...We didn't find one. Until we came to a...And we decided that one big pile...her than bring that one up we...t couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't...I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope...nds, there was only one or two things that ...ould have bawled us out...ed. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I... the Crime unquote. I want tell you about...olice officers, and one police car, but whe...on the back of each one explaining what eac...One was to be used as evidence against us...fter the ordeal, we went back to the jail. O...e cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your...and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you ...Wallet so I don't have any mone...want any hangings." I...Obie, did you think I was going to hang m... was, cause he took out the...Toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself...Out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the, roll the...Toilet paper out the window, slide d...the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back...on the back of each one and began to cry,...One explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us...What I came to tell you ab...ected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one...Day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good ...I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to... New York City, man I wanted, I wanted...feel like the all-, I wanted to be the al...And I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brun...ty ugly things. And I waked in and sat do...And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I...Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and... dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, kill,...Kill, kill." And I started jumpin' up ...he thing there, and I was there for two h...Hours, I was there for a lon...Ugly things and I was just having a t...d through, and when I finally came to the...Last man, I walked in, walked i...And I walked up and said,...One question. Have you ...And I proceeded to tell h...And I proceeded to tell h...ere and said, "Kid, I want...And I, I walked over to the,..."Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay...And I said, "Littering." ... nasty things, till I...and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arrest...Fun filling out the forms and playi...And I filled out the massacre with t...ything was fine and I put down the...Pencil, and I turned over the pie...I went over to the sargent...Ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm... here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on th...you want to know if I'm moral enough join...And the only reason I'm...e that there's only one thing you can do an...taurant.". And walk out. You know, if...One person, just one person does it they...taurant and walking out. They may think it'...fifty people a day, I said...Walking out. And friends they m...I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it...wenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or t

ong, and that's why I called the song Ali... when my friend and I went up to visit Alice a...seein' as how they took out all the pews, they ...have to take out their garbage for a...We didn't find one. Until we came to a...And we decided that one big pile ...her than bring that one up we ...t couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't...I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope ...nds, there was only one or two things that ...ould have bawled us out .... Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I ... the Crime unquote. I want tell you about...olice officers, and one police car, but whe...on the back of each one explaining what eac...one was to be used as evidence against us...fter the ordeal, we went back to the jail. ... cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your ...nd your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you ...wallet so I don't have any mone...ant any hangings." I ...Obie, did you think I was going to hang m... was, cause he took out the ...toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself...out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the ...toilet paper out the window, slide d...the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back ...on the back of each one and began to cry, ...one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us...what I came to tell you ab...cted and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one ...day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good ...I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to ... New York City, man I wanted, I wanted ...feel like the all-, I wanted to be the al...and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brun...ty ugly things. And I waked in and sat do...And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I ...wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and... dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, ...KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up a

I lived in a house wi...I cooked, I cleaned, I scrubbed the floors...And I was like an errand ...Well, one day, up the avenue ..., um, ran home when I heard the newsflash...I bust through the do...I said "Step-dad, may...And before I could finish, "Hell...ted, they knew what I wanted ...And as they walked out they said, "Clean u...But I'm the rapper Dana D...Yes, I'm the rapper Dana D...Well I shrugged, I hissed, "They're al...I'd get them back if I had one wish" ...Before I could make my thoug...I'm your fairy godfat...Now I've came here with t...I said, "Hurb, my man...And I'm sure that I can handle all the ...And I was tough and on my...I showed him my hat a...And said, "One more thing before y...I jumped in the Volvo, went on my way ...I got to the party 'bout ten, I'd say ...s after eleven when I rocked the mic ...And by the time I left the stage the ...I left the stage, gir...I heard a sound, not ...No time to waste, I broke out in haste ...steady pace is what I kept ...Lost one of my Ballys on one of those steps ...For the Volvo I continued my stride...About this time I heard gong five ...I was down the block when I heard gong eight ...I was almost home when my luck ran out ...And there went my suit, my Kangol ...My fresh Volvo also went too ...The one Bally shoe the freshest thing I sported ... my board, for home I skateboarded ...Went to my room, or bett...Early the next morning when I awoke ...I threw on me old sli...Went into the front, my ...They kept askin' me as I did my chores ...r the shoe like the one in her hand ..."No, that's not the one that I'm lookin' for, chie...I ran in the room and... said, "Is this the one you're referring to...I put on the shoe, th...And I was tough in the ge...Looked out the window, saw the...Said to my family, "I've got to go" ...e, the princess and I ...And in back of me I heard my family cry...Yes, I'm the rapper Dana D

It was an early morning bar room, ...e waitress she gave out with a cough, ...She said, "I don't want to bothe...I know I'm not no beauty que...But I sure can listen goo..."I am the midnight wat...And I watch the metal rusting, and I watch the time go b...ek ago at the diner I stopped to get a bi...Now I'm not much of a mov...But I decided to glide on over, and give her one good try. ..."I was Tongued-tied like a school boy, and I stammered out some words. ...matter much, 'cause I don't think she hea...ed me into silence, as quietly she said, ...Cause I know I'm going nowhere, an..."I drove her to my boarding house, and I took her up to my r...And I went to turn on the only...e the light off, Oh I don't mind the dark...And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her, I could hear my heart...ight shown upon her as she lay back in my ...s the kind of scene I only had imagined i...I just could not beli...And as I tried to tell her she said 'Shhh.. I know just how you f...'Cause I've been oh so lonel..."The morning came so swiftly as I held her in my arms...I did not want to sha...So before she woke I went out to buy us both some..."I came back with my p...ing 'It's time that I moved on.'" ...And as she spoke her voice came out as something like a si...She said "I wish that I was beautiful, or t...And I wish I weren't so god-damned fat, I wish that you were ...And I wish that you'd come with me, when I leave for home. ...He said, " I guess I'm out of gin. ...'Cause I know I'm goin' nowhere and

It was an early morning bar room, ...e waitress she gave out with a cough, ...She said, "I don't want to bothe...I know I'm not no beauty que...But I sure can listen goo..."I am the midnight wat...And I watch the metal rusting, and I watch the time go b...ek ago at the diner I stopped to get a bi...Now I'm not much of a mov...But I decided to glide on over, and give her one good try. ..."I was Tongued-tied like a school boy, and I stammered out some words. ...matter much, 'cause I don't think she hea...ed me into silence, as quietly she said, ...Cause I know I'm going nowhere, an..."I drove her to my boarding house, and I took her up to my r...And I went to turn on the only...e the light off, Oh I don't mind the dark...And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her, I could hear my heart...ight shown upon her as she lay back in my ...s the kind of scene I only had imagined i...I just could not beli...And as I tried to tell her she said 'Shhh.. I know just how you f...'Cause I've been oh so lonel..."The morning came so swiftly as I held her in my arms...I did not want to sha...So before she woke I went out to buy us both some..."I came back with my p...ing 'It's time that I moved on.'" ...And as she spoke her voice came out as something like a si...She said "I wish that I was beautiful, or t...And I wish I weren't so god-damned fat, I wish that you were ...And I wish that you'd come with me, when I leave for home. ...He said, " I guess I'm out of gin. ...'Cause I know I'm goin' nowhere and

I lived in a house wi...I cooked, I cleaned, I scrubbed the floors...And I was like an errand ...Well, one day, up the Avenue ..., um, ran home when I heard the newsflash...I bust through the do...I said, "Step-dad, ma...And before I could finish, "Hell...ted, they knew what I wanted ...And as they walked out they said, "Clean u...And I'm the rapper Doggy ...And I'm the rapper Doggy ...And I'm the rapper Doggy ...And I'm the rapper Doggy ...Well I shrugged, I hissed, they all tr...And I'd get them back if I had one wish ...Before I could make my thoug...I'm your fairy Doggfa...Now I've came here with t...I said, "Herb, my man...And I'm sure that I can handle, all the...And I was jumpin in my bo...I showed him my sack,...And said, "One more thing before y...And I'm the rapper Doggy ...And I'm the rapper Doggy ...I jumped in the low-low and went on my way ...I got to the party 'bout ten, I'd say ...s after eleven when I rocked the mic ...And by the time I left the stage, the...I left the stage, gir...I heard a sound, not ...No time to waste, I broke out in haste ...steady pace is what I kept ...Lost one of my Chucks on one of those steps ...For the six-fo' I continued my stride...About this time I heard gong five ...I was down the block when I heard gong eight ...And I'm the rapper Doggy ...And I'm the rapper Doggy ...I was almost home when my luck ran out ...And there went my suit, my doe sac...fresh low-low, also went too ...The one All-Star, the freshest thing I sported ... my board, for home I skateboarded ...Went to my room, or bett... next morning, when I awoke ...I threw on me old sli...y kept asking me if I did my chores ...r the shoe like the one in her hand ..."No, that's not the one that I'm lookin' for, Chie...I ran in the room and... said, "Is this the one you're referring to...I put on the shoe, th...And I was wearing shit, f...Looked out the window, saw the...lled to my family, "I've GOT to go!" ...e, the princess and I ...And in back of me, I heard my family cry...And I'm the rapper Doggy ...And I'm the rapper Doggy

When they went to bed that night, no one would have believed...That in the morning light would not be ...ok control of minds as fear hit everyone...The day the light went out of the daytime sky...Nothing out of reach could be o...Who hit him no one knew, or whom he hi...The day the light went out of the daytime sky..."Now I can rest here after...Now I can feed here before I continue."...The day the light went out of the daytime sky..."Now I can rest here after...Now I can feed here before I continue."...And again the light went out of the daytime sky

d the clouds turned as dark as night...d the clouds turned as dark as night...I got up one morning, poor me I couldn't get even get out of my door...I got up one morning, poor me I couldn't get even get out of my door...Lord I packed up all of my clothes and throwed them in and I declare they rowed ...Then I went and I stood up on a high,...Yes I went and I stood up on a high,...Lord and all I could do was look down on the house baby where I used to live

When they went to bed that night, no one would have believed...That in the morning light would not be ...ok control of minds as fear hit everyone ...The day the light went out of the daytime sky ...Nothing out of reach could be o...Who hit him no one knew, or whom he hi...The day the light went out of the daytime sky ..."Now I can rest here after...Now I can feed here before I continue." ...The day the light went out of the daytime sky ..."Now I can rest here after...Now I can feed here before I continue." ...And again the light went out of the daytime sky