Two umbrellas up for sale Mine will leak it never fails I dial wrong numbers all the time And always lose my dime And with women, naturally What I've got eyes for can't see me I set my sights and ...

And son of a gun...I was a day late and a dollar short...He took a job down Florida wa...acked to see you be A...That I'm a day late and a dollar short...A day late and a dollar short...A day late and a dollar short...A day late and a dollar short

Another day I'd just soon forge...Strong whiskey and a bar fight...A dollar short and a day late...It's just a life after lovin' y...A dollar short and a day late...It's just a life after lovin' y...A dollar short and a day late...It's just a life after lovin' y...It's just a life after lovin' y

Work, work, work, day after day ...I got a Friday night date w...I'm already late and the car won't s...One dollar short and one day late

ing room cuttin' up a rug ...Dancin' with a baby looks more like a hug ...Livin' in a house made of saw m...You're one day late and I'm a dollar short ...lanned maybe it was a goof ...But a cat just has to dance on a hot tin roof

One dollar short,one day late

I woke up a day late and a dollar short...I done a lotta things baby, ...up in your arms and a tear forms in a cloud

eed to declare this a national holiday ...ank you for another day ... the Feds, but it's a struggle to make it...So this is your day homey, now it's tim...If a player's only trick...It's just a Player Holiday ...1 - Today's the day the Players play ...rry up and don't be late ... know it's gonna be a lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ...Short Dog I'm lovin' ever...in here timin' like a Rolex watch ...n' it together like a racing track ...n I say that life's a struggle ...Dollar bill y'all, and we ... it's crackin' like a Summer Jam ...Competitors keep a distance, it's all ...Rub-a-dub-dub love, welco...A family affair, a toast to the bay, h...' paid what we can, Short Dog and Ant Banks ...c Mall do it big on a Players Holiday, ye

eed to declare this a national holiday ...ank you for another day ... the Feds, but it's a struggle to make it...So this is your day homey, now it's tim...If a player's only trick...It's just a Player Holiday ...1 - Today's the day the Players play ...rry up and don't be late ... know it's gonna be a lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ...Short Dog I'm lovin' ever...in here timin' like a Rolex watch ...n' it together like a racing track ...n I say that life's a struggle ...Dollar bill y'all, and we ... it's crackin' like a Summer Jam ...Competitors keep a distance, it's all ...Rub-a-dub-dub love, welco...A family affair, a toast to the bay, h...' paid what we can, Short Dog and Ant Banks ...c Mall do it big on a Players Holiday, ye

Get a 5 finger hand plant...Understand that I'm a pimp-mack-player-as...Not a gentleman ain't gon...e or bought'cha ass a plate...t fuckin' till it's late...'m only out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin' ...I treat a fine ass bitch like...money in her purse, a fuck is all it's wo...od in the club like a ho...you need to go find a nigga to buy some m...Cause Short Dawg'll never cater...t shot fuckin' with Short Dawg...Think I'm a sheriff...I ain't never been a marked bitch, you t...I tell a bitch real quick, I...Cause Short Dawg ain't nothin' ...th them bitches,I'd a tossed the pimp...bank rolls for real-a and rockin' town bi...Livin' large for a night, turn back in...I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers a...Squeezin' on a rubber tryin' ta pu...I get payed, divert a check and get forty... my bitch turn into a rat...Short Dawg is through, pe...I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes,...ever thought I'd be a trick, payin hos to...But fuck a wife biatch, stay a...Don't wanna own a pussy, keep the bab...w I fucked her with a dildo the whole tim...Dollar signs, she think th...rayer got caught in a trap...Learned a lesson from

eed to declare this a national holiday ...ank you for another day ... the Feds, but it's a struggle to make it...So this is your day homey, now it's tim...If a player's only trick...It's just a Player Holiday ...1 - Today's the day the Players play ...rry up and don't be late ... know it's gonna be a lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ... lovely day, lovely day ...Short Dog I'm lovin' ever...in here timin' like a Rolex watch ...n' it together like a racing track ...n I say that life's a struggle ...Dollar bill y'all, and we ... it's crackin' like a Summer Jam ...Competitors keep a distance, it's all ...Rub-a-dub-dub love, welco...A family affair, a toast to the bay, h...' paid what we can, Short Dog and Ant Banks ...c Mall do it big on a Players Holiday, ye

o be the man of the day...Three six five a year...e the illest of the day...Three six five a year...cks, tired of bein' late for the bus...ain't come it, shit a damn near year... be reincarnated at a speed bump...s dick, off of what a dead man spit...slow down, and take a look who the hoe no...Miami, leavin' with a broke neck...fuck it, let me get a dollar...steal the show like a theft...e lame asshole with a different name...Became late to the last show with a different dane...So when I grab a pencil and squeeze ...I'm not a rapper, I'm a demon who speaks En...Start a fire and block the ...I'm just a mean person, you ne...Stoppin your short life while you're still a teen virgin...Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon...Run in a ultrasound and snat...y dick while I take a shit and do this cr...I'ma throw a head-butt so hard,

o be the man of the day...Three six five a year...e the illest of the day...Three six five a year...cks, tired of bein' late for the bus...ain't come it, shit a damn near year... be reincarnated at a speed bump...s dick, off of what a dead man spit...slow down, and take a look who the hoe no...Miami, leavin' with a broke neck...fuck it, let me get a dollar...steal the show like a theft...e lame asshole with a different name...Became late to the last show with a different dane...So when I grab a pencil and squeeze ...I'm not a rapper, I'm a demon who speaks En...Start a fire and block the ...I'm just a mean person, you ne...Stoppin your short life while you're still a teen virgin...Unless you get a kidney specialist and a spleen surgeon...Run in a ultrasound and snat...y dick while I take a shit and do this cr...I'ma throw a head-butt so hard,

rious! I don't give a fuck where he is ... ever since you was a lame ...me holla, smokin on a fifteen dollar ...ass, each and every day ...ass, each and every day ...Phillie cause I got a year's supply (Yup!... I'm livin in a two-point zone, and... Tight as a Corleone ... Fuckin with a skirt instead of ha... the boss, I can be late ...you like bankin for a penny ...hat? (Never... fuck a bitch nigga) ... HUNT, LIONEL, JR. "SHORT KHOP"

Now I'm a family man that wor...if it takes my last dollar ...r, doin' dinner and a movie ...n' to be considered a woman beater ... that I had to work late ...lover like you need a hole in your head ...' about the cost of a divorce ...All day long, I'm just singin' a ... better anywhere as a bachelor ...hat you thought was a fort ...Took a short, so I'll see

ranspired since the day the seed was plante...when we rumble it's a catastrophe ...A loaded three-fifty-seven with hollow points to a nigga bellt ...with a sick-ass nigga like...Hussein Fatal, it's a two game table ...a niggaz cradle wit a knife in your navel...l, million, billion dollar baller potential ... it, oughta call on a nigga I'll be sure ...befo' a nigga finish with p...don't believe, that a young nigga like me...Perhaps it's a must, I'm facin cas...icted to livin like a fuckin felon ...ps the cookie rocks a nigga sellin ...Since a short I been livin life d... Capone lookin like a giant, and I ain't ...It's been a long road, a lot of episodes ... hoes, make em feel a nigga when I'm mash