The tales that I tell so well... ...I met this girl, her ...She loved the way I rocked the micropho...When I met Joan, I took her home ...s just like a doggy all on my bone ...I met another girl, h...All she wanted was to f...When I met Ann, I soked her pans ...he next young freak I met was Red ...I took her to the hou... likes to freak was all she said ...I heard she was freak...er to the house and I popped that cherry ...I tell you, homeboy, If you get a piece ...I met this tender, he... name was Michelle, I freaked her well ...I geed this girl, her...I didn't want to do it cause the ...I pulled to the side and I spitted that game ...I met a lot of freaks...Freaked one night with a girl named P...The very next day I saw her with her ma...One week passed and I was in her again ...I had an old tender, ... was thirty-two and I was only eighteen ... didn't matter when I saw her in jeans ...I want to big freak, fat a...I kick on back and I watch her mouth ...A country-girl from Alabama ...I met this girl, her ...I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat ...But I was all up in her tryin' to...Bake and shake us, I met this freak in V...I said I don't pimp or gigol...I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a hoe ...You can break yourself but you can't break me ...You never met a player ...I knew a dick sucker ...girl got freaky and I tell you more: ...You get her alone and s... a freak like Ren', you can have it your wa... are the tales that I tell so well... ...I met this girl, thic...I took her to my house, I could not wait ...Let me tell you this since we talki...I met another girl, s...ce again in the bed I got it goin' on ...I'm Sir Too $hort, co...I try to get funky li...So when you see me comin' or se...I keep my money, let ...I once met a tender, ...All the way on the back... my big beatbox and I was jammin' the bea...I met this freak name...in' she had is what I get ...Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, I don't play that shi...I met another freak, ...I told her like this,... even go home cause I knew I didn't need her ...Never again I took a second look ...kept lookin', well, I kept stairin' ...I know you all know what I'm talkin' about ...You shoulda seen that l...But I rapped her off like I'm lookin' a toy... ...The tales that I tell so well... ...Three weeks ago I met this freak ...I hitted around the c...I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name ...I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her ...I bumped to this girl...When I took baby home, I freaked her mom ...I knew this tender na...I took her to the hou...But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet ...I met this freak name...I was on top and she ...I once had a datewith...All night long she was actin'...So i macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti ...I use to roll baby li...I never saw Rose wear...I was ridin' down the street when I met Janet ...Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it...ried to poem it but I could not manage ...I had this freak, her...Said I was the only man wh...Everythin' I did to her was funn...I macked on bunny and I took her money ...If you saw baby you liked this girlie ...She was so fine I went to get her ear...She liked to kiss all on my neval ...I knew another freak,...I smooth got worked a...I hooked the brood up...Baby got tossed and I got it on ...I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song ...So I told him like this:...But, boy, you never had that T-P-

The tales that I tell so well ...The tales that I tell so well ...I met this girl, her ...She loved the way I rocked the micropho...When I met Joan, I took her home ...s just like a doggy all on my bone ...I met another girl, h...All she wanted was to f...When I met Ann, I soaked her pans ...he next young freak I met was Red ...I took her to the hou... likes to freak was all she said ...I heard she was freak...er to the house and I popped that cherry ...I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece ...I met this tender, he...When i freaked Michelle, I freaked her well ...I G'd this girl, her ...I didn't want to do it cause the ...I pulled to the side and I spitted that game ...I met a lot of freaks...Freaked one night with a girl named P...The very next day I saw her with her ma...One week passed and I was in her again ...I had an old tender, ... was thirty-two and I was only eighteen ... didn't matter when I saw her in jeans ...I want to big freak, fat a...I kick on back and I watch her mouth ...A country-girl from Alabama ...I met this girl, her ...I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat ...But I was all up in her tryin' to...Bake and shake us, I met this freak in V...I said I don't pimp or gigol...I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a hoe ...You can break yourself but you can't break me ...You never met a player ...I knew a dick sucker ...girl got freaky and I tell you more ...You get her alone and s... a freak like Rene, you can have it your wa... are the tales that I tell so well ... are the tales that I tell so well ...I met this girl, thic...I took her to my house, I could not wait ...Let me tell you this since we talki...I met another girl, s...ce again in the bed I got it goin' on ...I'm Sir Too $hort, co...I try to get funky li...So when you see me comin' or se...I keep my money, let ...I once met a tender, ...All the way on the back... my big beatbox and I was jammin' the bea...I met this freak name...in' she had is what I get ...Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, I don't play that shi...I met another freak, ...I told her like this,... even go home cause I knew I didn't need her ...Never again I took a second look ...kept lookin', well, I kept stairin' ...I know you all know what I'm talkin' about ...You shoulda seen that l...But I rapped her all up like aluminum fo... are the tales that I tell so well ... are the tales that I tell so well ...Three weeks ago I met this freak ...I hitted around the c...I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name ...I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her ...I bumped to this girl...When I took baby home, I freaked her mom ...I knew this tender na...I took her to the hou...But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet ...I met this freak name...I was on top and she ...I once had a date wit...All night long she was actin'...So i macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti ...I use to roll baby li...I never saw Rose wear...I was ridin' down the street when I met Janet ...Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it...ried to poem it but I could not manage ...I had this freak, her...Said I was the only man wh...Everythin' I did to her was funn...I macked on bunny and I took her money ...If you saw baby you liked this girlie ...She was so fine I went to get her ear...She liked to kiss all on my navel ...I knew another freak,...I smooth got worked a...I hooked the brood up...Baby got tossed and I got it on ...I grabbed the microphone and started to sing my song ...So I told him like this,...But, boy, you never had that T-P-