Yeah girl ...I've been checkin out...I think I'ma show him somethi...A lap dance I would say ...Yeah that's what I'ma do ...I'm like a freak from...Walkin around I see youse about to ...Brown-skin fine, I drink her body like...I drunk a forty, I'm up in here feelin...I like the go-go girl...I got no time to trick, on the average girl ...I'm in paradise, caug...And for you regular honies, try...I ain't no Chemical n...I like my spot, every...I got my beer, viewin...I got to ease off the...horus: cool Keith + girl (repeat 2X) ...Don't crush it when you sit upon it ...(Don't rush it when I sit upon it) ...I see you scopin me, the fourth time you cut your eye ...I'm next on the menu, runnin up and in you ...in, no leather like I'm Fonzarelli ...I order two drinks to think, while you show me pink ...I'm in the mix, like ...I'm shootin gizm, then after you can pick up next ...I watch you shake it, like palm...Now you a lady, mature and I'm rubbin on ya ...I got my Phantom mask, I'm on the dolo ...I slipped in my Tipto...e said, "Get wild - I like it when you pull my hair" ...I gave her cream, and...I see a packed house ...I'm in the front row,...I'm from the back kid...I gets my workout, my...I gotta peel for real...I'm comin straight up...I like the slot machi...I'm pullin nylon, yo ...Feelin soft flesh, I'm hard, I'ma let her ride ...I reach a climax, she

A chick walks by you wish you could sex her ...But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter ...Next days function high ...od they're serving, you're stone-cold munch...But then you ate so much you nearly split your p...A girl starts walking guys...Sits down next to you and starts talking ...You're on a mission and...movie's showin', so you're goin ...less about the five you're blowin' ...come sit next to me you fine fellow." ...You run over there with...And what comes next hey bust a move ... tell jokes so they can seem witty ...Then you try to make a move ...Got no money and you got no car ...Then you got no women and there you are ...ther with the money can be their man ...So on the beach you're strollin' real h...Everything you have is yours and n...A girl runs up with someth...He's hopin' you can make it there if you can ...use in the ceremony you'll be the best man ...You say neat-o, check y...nd there's one more girl you won't be getting ...So you start thinkin' then you start blinking ...oks and thinks that you're winking ...ally fine cause the girl is stacked ...You look at the girl and your heart star...Now you know what to do G b

Get shot down cause you're over zealous...A chick walks by you wish you could sex her...But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter...Next days function, high...Food is served and you're stone cold munch...But then you ate so much you nearly split your p...A girl starts walkin', guy...Sits down next to you and starts talkin'...You're on a mission and you're wishin'...someone could cure you're lonely condition...You're lookin' for love...ovie's showin'...so you're goin'...less about the five you're blowin'...When you spot a fine woman s...Come sit next to me you fine fellow"...You run over there with...If you want it baby you've got it (repeat)... tell jokes so they can seem witty...Then you try to make a move ...Got no money and you got no car...Then you got no woman and there you are... brother with money can be their man...So on the beach you're strollin'...real...Everything you have is your's and ...A girl runs up with someth...He's hopin' you can make it there if you can...use in the ceremony you'll be the best man...You say "neato"...check...nd there's one more girl you won't be getting...So you start thinkin', then you start blinkin'...oks and thinks that you're winkin'...She thinks you're kinda cute so sh...And now you're feelin' really fine 'cus the girl is stacked...Look at the girl and your heart star...Now you know what to do G,

Yeah girl ...I've been checkin' ou...I think I'm a show him someth...A lap dance I would say ...Yeah that's what I'm a do ...I'm like a freak from...Walkin' around I see you'se about to lose he...Brown-skin fine, I drink her body like...I drunk a forty, I'm up in here feelin...I like the go-go girl...I got no time to trick, on the average girl ...I'm in paradise, caug...And for you regular honies, try...I ain't no Chemical n...I like my spot, every...I got my beer, viewin...I got to ease off the...Don't crush it when you sit upon it ...(Don't rush it when I sit upon it) ...I see you scopin' me, the fourth time you cut your eye ...I'm next on the menu, runnin' up and in you ...n', no leather like I'm Fonzarelli ...I order two drinks to think, while you show me pink ...I'm in the mix, like ...I'm shootin' gizm, then after you can pick up next ...I watch you shake it, like palm...Now you a lady, mature and I'm rubbin' on ya ...I got my Phantom mask, I'm on the dolo ...I slipped in my Tipto...e said, "Get wild - I like it when you pull my hair" ...I gave her cream, and...I see a packed house ...I'm in the front row,...I'm from the back kid...I gets my workout, my...I gotta peel for real...I'm comin' straight u...I like the slot machi...I'm pullin' nylon, yo...Feelin' soft flesh, I'm hard, I'm a let her ride ...I reach a climax, she

Yeah girl ...I've been checkin' ou...I think I'm a show him someth...A lap dance I would say ...Yeah that's what I'm a do ...I'm like a freak from...Walkin' around I see you'se about to lose he...Brown-skin fine, I drink her body like...I drunk a forty, I'm up in here feelin...I like the go-go girl...I got no time to trick, on the average girl ...I'm in paradise, caug...And for you regular honies, try...I ain't no Chemical n...I like my spot, every...I got my beer, viewin...I got to ease off the...Don't crush it when you sit upon it ...(Don't rush it when I sit upon it) ...I see you scopin' me, the fourth time you cut your eye ...I'm next on the menu, runnin' up and in you ...n', no leather like I'm Fonzarelli ...I order two drinks to think, while you show me pink ...I'm in the mix, like ...I'm shootin' gizm, then after you can pick up next ...I watch you shake it, like palm...Now you a lady, mature and I'm rubbin' on ya ...I got my Phantom mask, I'm on the dolo ...I slipped in my Tipto...e said, "Get wild - I like it when you pull my hair" ...I gave her cream, and...I see a packed house ...I'm in the front row,...I'm from the back kid...I gets my workout, my...I gotta peel for real...I'm comin' straight u...I like the slot machi...I'm pullin' nylon, yo...Feelin' soft flesh, I'm hard, I'm a let her ride ...I reach a climax, she

Yeah girl ...I've been checkin' ou...I think I'm a show him someth...A lap dance I would say ...Yeah that's what I'm a do ...I'm like a freak from...Walkin' around I see you'se about to lose he...Brown-skin fine, I drink her body like...I drunk a forty, I'm up in here feelin...I like the go-go girl...I got no time to trick, on the average girl ...I'm in paradise, caug...And for you regular honies, try...I ain't no Chemical n...I like my spot, every...I got my beer, viewin...I got to ease off the...Don't crush it when you sit upon it ...(Don't rush it when I sit upon it) ...I see you scopin' me, the fourth time you cut your eye ...I'm next on the menu, runnin' up and in you ...n', no leather like I'm Fonzarelli ...I order two drinks to think, while you show me pink ...I'm in the mix, like ...I'm shootin' gizm, then after you can pick up next ...I watch you shake it, like palm...Now you a lady, mature and I'm rubbin' on ya ...I got my Phantom mask, I'm on the dolo ...I slipped in my Tipto...e said, "Get wild - I like it when you pull my hair" ...I gave her cream, and...I see a packed house ...I'm in the front row,...I'm from the back kid...I gets my workout, my...I gotta peel for real...I'm comin' straight u...I like the slot machi...I'm pullin' nylon, yo...Feelin' soft flesh, I'm hard, I'm a let her ride ...I reach a climax, she

Yeah girl ...I've been checkin' ou...I think I'm a show him someth...A lap dance I would say ...Yeah that's what I'm a do ...I'm like a freak from...Walkin' around I see you'se about to lose he...Brown-skin fine, I drink her body like...I drunk a forty, I'm up in here feelin...I like the go-go girl...I got no time to trick, on the average girl ...I'm in paradise, caug...And for you regular honies, try...I ain't no Chemical n...I like my spot, every...I got my beer, viewin...I got to ease off the...Don't crush it when you sit upon it ...(Don't rush it when I sit upon it) ...I see you scopin' me, the fourth time you cut your eye ...I'm next on the menu, runnin' up and in you ...n', no leather like I'm Fonzarelli ...I order two drinks to think, while you show me pink ...I'm in the mix, like ...I'm shootin' gizm, then after you can pick up next ...I watch you shake it, like palm...Now you a lady, mature and I'm rubbin' on ya ...I got my Phantom mask, I'm on the dolo ...I slipped in my Tipto...e said, "Get wild - I like it when you pull my hair" ...I gave her cream, and...I see a packed house ...I'm in the front row,...I'm from the back kid...I gets my workout, my...I gotta peel for real...I'm comin' straight u...I like the slot machi...I'm pullin' nylon, yo...Feelin' soft flesh, I'm hard, I'm a let her ride ...I reach a climax, she

You're rarer than a can of dandelion and bu...Suck it and see, you never know...Sit next to me before I go... cruel to me 'cause I'm a fool for you...I poured my aching he...I couldn't get the ha...And I can only hope you've got it aimed at ...Suck it and see, you never know...Sit next to me before I go... cruel to me 'cause I'm a fool for...How I often wonder where you are...You have got that face ..."Baby, I was made to break y...Suck it and see, you never know...Sit next to me before I go... cruel to me 'cause I'm a fool for you

May I have your attention...May I have your attention...I repeat will the rea...Ya'll act like you never seen a white ...idn't just say what I think he did, did ...... Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dea...a chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him ...around grabbing his you know what ...Flipin' the you know who "yeah, but...Yea I probably got a coup...Sometimes I want to get on TV a...But can't, but its cool for...And if I'm lucky you might just give it ...But if we can hump dead animals a...man and another man can't elope ...But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. ...I'm Slim Shady ...Yes I'm the real Shady ...All you other Slim Shadys a...Because I'm Slim Shady ...Yes I'm the real Shady ...All you other Slim Shadys a...Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. ...You think I give a damm about a...Half of you critics can't even stomach me, ..."But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be ...Why? So you guys can just lie to get me ...So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. ...So I can sit next to Carson Daly and ..."yeah he's cute but I think he's married ...I should download her...the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (s...I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me ...So I've been sent here to destroy you ...t just might be the next best thing ...I'm like a headtrip t...'Cause I'm only giving you ...Things you joke about with you... only difference is I got the balls to sa...And I don't gotta be fals...I just get on the mic...And whether you like to admit it (r...I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there ...Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these a... 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 ...I'll be the only pers...g nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking ...Screaming I don't give a fuck ... more time, loud as you can, how does it go

said i like the way you move your thang, ...you dance so fine,and you're right on time. ...girl you ought to be on T.V....when you get the groove, ...t no stopp-in. just can't help it, i'm finger pop-pin; ...you got me groovin, ...I feel like movin, ...can't sit still i'm groovin. (spoken- i like that funky stu...ey sexy lady! girl, you drive me crazy, ...you dance so fine and y...girl you drive me right out ...f it wasn't for the girl sit-tin next to me, ...i'd jump right up and...you got me hyp-no-tized, soul mes-mor-ized. girl , ...your mov-in me girl your groov-in me.

May I have your attention...May I have your attention...I repeat will the rea...Ya'll act like you never seen a white ...idn't just say what I think he did, did ...... Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dea...a chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him ...around grabbing his you know what ...Flipin' the you know who "yeah, but...Yea I probably got a coup...Sometimes I want to get on TV a...But can't, but its cool for...And if I'm lucky you might just give it ...But if we can hump dead animals a...man and another man can't elope ...But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. ...I'm Slim Shady ...Yes I'm the real Shady ...All you other Slim Shadys a...Because I'm Slim Shady ...Yes I'm the real Shady ...All you other Slim Shadys a...Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. ...You think I give a damm about a...Half of you critics can't even stomach me, ..."But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be ...Why? So you guys can just lie to get me ...So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. ...So I can sit next to Carson Daly and ..."yeah he's cute but I think he's married ...I should download her...the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (s...I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me ...So I've been sent here to destroy you ...t just might be the next best thing ...I'm like a headtrip t...'Cause I'm only giving you ...Things you joke about with you... only difference is I got the balls to sa...And I don't gotta be fals...I just get on the mic...And whether you like to admit it (r...I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there ...Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these a... 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 ...I'll be the only pers...g nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking ...Screaming I don't give a fuck ... more time, loud as you can, how does it go

Said I like the way you move your thang,...You dance so fine,and you're right on time....Girl you ought to be on T.V....When you get the groove,...t no stopp-in, just can't help it, I'm finger pop-pin...You got me groovin,...I feel like movin,...Can't sit still I'm groovin. (spoken- I like that funky stu...ey sexy lady! girl, you drive me crazy,...You dance so fine and y...Girl you drive me right out ...f it wasn't for the girl sit-tin' next to me,...I'd jump right up and...You got me hyp-no-tized...Your mov-in' me girl your groov-in' me.

May I have your attention...May I have your attention...I repeat will the rea...Y'all act like you never seen a white ...idn't just say what I think he did, ...Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dea...a chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him ...around grabbing his you know what ...Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but...Yea I probably got a coup...Sometimes I want to get on T-V ...But can't, but its cool for...And if I'm lucky you might just give it ...But if we can hump dead animals a...man and another man can't elope ...But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. ...I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the Slim Shady al...I'm Slim Shady ...Yes I'm the real Shady ...All you other Slim Shady's ...Because I'm Slim Shady ...Yes I'm the real Shady ...All you other Slim Shady's ...Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. ...You think I give a damn about a...Half of you critics can't even stomach me, ..."But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be ...Why? So you guys can just lie to get me ...So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. ...So I can sit next to Carson Daly and ..."yeah he's cute but I think he's married ...I should download her...the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (s...I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me ...So I've been sent here to destroy you ...t just might be the next best thing ...I'm like a head trip ...Cause I'm only giving you ...Things you joke about with you... only difference is I got the balls to sa...And I don't gotta be fals...I just get on the mic...And whether you like to admit it (r...I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there ...Then you wonder how can kids eat up these a... 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty ...I'll be the only pers...g nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking ...Screaming I don't give a fuck ... more time, loud as you can, how does it go

said i like the way you move your thang, ...you dance so fine,and you're right on time. ...girl you ought to be on T.V....when you get the groove, ...t no stopp-in. just can't help it, i'm finger pop-pin; ...you got me groovin, ...I feel like movin, ...can't sit still i'm groovin. (spoken- i like that funky stu...ey sexy lady! girl, you drive me crazy, ...you dance so fine and y...girl you drive me right out ...f it wasn't for the girl sit-tin next to me, ...i'd jump right up and...you got me hyp-no-tized, soul mes-mor-ized. girl , ...your mov-in me girl your groov-in me.

May I have your attention...May I have your attention...I repeat will the rea...Y'all act like you never seen a white ...idn't just say what I think he did, ...Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dea...a chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him ...around grabbing his you know what ...Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but...Yea I probably got a coup...Sometimes I want to get on T-V ...But can't, but its cool for...And if I'm lucky you might just give it ...But if we can hump dead animals a...man and another man can't elope ...But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. ...I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the Slim Shady al...I'm Slim Shady ...Yes I'm the real Shady ...All you other Slim Shady's ...Because I'm Slim Shady ...Yes I'm the real Shady ...All you other Slim Shady's ...Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. ...You think I give a damn about a...Half of you critics can't even stomach me, ..."But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be ...Why? So you guys can just lie to get me ...So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. ...So I can sit next to Carson Daly and ..."yeah he's cute but I think he's married ...I should download her...the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (s...I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me ...So I've been sent here to destroy you ...t just might be the next best thing ...I'm like a head trip ...Cause I'm only giving you ...Things you joke about with you... only difference is I got the balls to sa...And I don't gotta be fals...I just get on the mic...And whether you like to admit it (r...I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there ...Then you wonder how can kids eat up these a... 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty ...I'll be the only pers...g nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking ...Screaming I don't give a fuck ... more time, loud as you can, how does it go