But this isn't funny y'all this is straight up ill ...I ain't laughin no mo...Now I don't know if you ever had a car stol...But it's a real crazy feeling when you walk out the door ...And you don't need a map or...To know you're standin in the s...Now you know you parked your car there but yet you keep lookin ... that somebody took it ...So you're scratching your ...And it's always some idiot saying (you're sure you parked here) ...But instead you keep lookin where you know you didn't park ... like maybe tickets you owed ...Something to justify that - maybe it got towed ...But not stolen n-never forget it ...But then you ask yourself well where the hell is it ...f there was a prize you'd win dummy of the ...Cause you're lookin somewhere else when you know you parked it here ...ugh never-neverland you find yourself strol...Then when you finally accept that it's stolen ...You call the police and they come and say ...en they start askin you real dumb questions... the last time that you saw it) ...You idiot, right before they stole it ...Now you're mad this cop is talkin to you ...cer Fool or whoever you are ...Would you please get off your...I remember my first car, never forget it ...A candy apple red I ROC, windows deep t...Imagine red rims but that wasn't enough ...It had a car phone for when I wanted to reach out...With 12" woofers you could hear for blocks ...The first day I got it I was frontin real ha...I could hear people sayin (...I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out ...So I went to the spot wh...And I didn't really feel ...So I honked my horn and ...I thougth what the heck, I went inside and left it runnin ...I was inside for 20 s...I found my friends, I said, "You gotta check this ou...But when we came back o...(Man you ain't buy nothin) I did, I swear! ...riends went inside, I was mad they didn't...Now i'm standin outside t...It's hard to figure ou...But then I got it: call the ca...Before I bust your (hold up wait a minute pal) ...(Seems like you forgot who's got th...I thought: he's right, "Well, bring it back, please" ...I told him what had h...I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him... were just about to say forget it ...When I spotted him, I said, "Jeff, go get...I called him on the car phone again and I said ...Of course you realize when I catch you you're dead ...I ran to the car said man you're okay ...He said yeah so I punched him in the ... cops came up as if it was my fault ...his neck was closer I probably woulda grabbed it ... told the cops that I said he could have it ...I calmed down and the...I saw half my car at ...I wanted to just jump...My car looked like it was a Lego explosio...'t laugh, next time it could be your car